Random musings and general banter.

[SiRich]

There's not enough bog roll in the world to wipe away the amount of bull**** that comes out of their orifices.

IW bog roll is self replenishing and made from silk worms foreskins, a half roll heals into a full one overnight ‘Goooo and get thissss!’

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Bedding again…Cheap bedding. Plus one Thunderbirds puppet in questionable leisure wear from a fire sale in Man at C&A, constantly making soft toy analogies and probing throws lovingly. And a second man with a plasticine head in a suit and waistcoat from the bargain rail in War on Want fondling pillows in the very worst way. Looks like a scene from a 1981 Collator’s Bulletin Board front page. Hopefully both susp…gentleman will never need to work again soon from the obvious massive returns £9 bedspreads bring in.

 

[harrytumkins]

Ooooo a competition in line with ITV win that will bring in the monies

A presenter I am not aware of wearing Dame Edna Everage glasses tells us

"I like wearing black it's nice"

Fantastic

 

[harrytumkins]

It is another boltless show

Vollevant seems thoroughly bored with the dame edna glasses presenter and we are 10 minutes in

"It is so easy to reclaim the space"

Or you could just move all that junk into one corner than spreading it allover a floor

 

[SiRich]

Bedding again…Cheap bedding. Plus one Thunderbirds puppet in questionable leisure wear from a fire sale in Man at C&A, constantly making soft toy analogies and probing throws lovingly. And a second man with a plasticine head in a suit and waistcoat from the bargain rail in War on Want fondling pillows in the very worst way. Looks like a scene from a 1981 Collator’s Bulletin Board front page. Hopefully both susp…gentleman will never need to work again soon from the obvious massive returns £9 bedspreads bring in.

fire sale in c&a man he dresses like he made his clothes out of recycled throws and scatter cushions. Disturbing the way two grown men can get all gushy over a bit of fabric piping!

 

[harrytumkins]

Mark Ryes (wow he is still around is he?)

And you guessed it boltless shelving is on

 

[harrytumkins]

And a comedy gold moment

Ryes "Have we got some spray and leave on the shelves?"

Vollevant "Er yeah somewhere hang on"

starts looking around the back grabbing other products, oh no it is over there

After 10 minutes of telling everyone how it will organise your life, you couldn't write this stuff

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Ryes? The annoying, loud little man with the 1984 haircut who looks like he should be running the Ladybird department in Arding & Hobbs? I would have added that you rarely ever see him on air. But I don’t want to tempt fate.

That reminds me…wasn’t he flogging some service where he sends a Father Christmas voice over to some hapless child for £25, wasn’t it? If he rang me to say Merry Christmas, I’d certainly tell to Foxtrot Oscar..

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Shock! Horror! Ideal World ask a watch expert to appear live.

 

[ronzy75]

Omg, what will kevski Reynolds say? Roamer have a dial that he said couldn't be made by anyone other than Oleg and vostok

 

[harrytumkins]

This guy seems like he will say something he shouldn't which has kept me tuned in

Already slagged off Fitbits Shaun nearly shat himself

 

[harrytumkins]

Masses with watches in your baskets

Somethings never change

 

[ronzy75]

Omg, what will kevski Reynolds say? Roamer have a dial that he said couldn't be made by anyone other than Oleg and vostok

I meant Edgar with the mathey Tissot Bombay glass

 

[harrytumkins]

"I only buy limited editions because they go up in value"

No correction from Shauny just more begging for emails

 

[ronzy75]

This guy seems like he will say something he shouldn't which has kept me tuned in

Already slagged off Fitbits Shaun nearly shat himself

Yes, he seems to be edging on being truthful

 

[harrytumkins]

He is a bit worried about the abundance of watches in basket

You are IN DANGER

very much on the verge of pressure selling this Shaun

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Neil is his name. I in turn kneel to Neil as Neil seems to be knowledgeable and speaks the truth. A pleasure to see what appears to be a man who knows his watch stuff instead of those other ex-staff charlatans hanging around like a bad smell from a bad movement.

 

[harrytumkins]

He verged in that show from being very honest but couldn't resist the odd fib overall certainly better than most

 

[Neccessarium]

Don't know what version of 'nutrition' Dean the spiv is on, on the late ITV programme tonight, but he's getting in the words per minute at a fast 'speed' say no more, nudge nudge wink, with the bloke who's an expert on electric bikes, running machines vibrating machines and now watches, fashion etc

 

[Deleted member 21838]

And a catwalk model.. And a shelf builder...And ...