Random musings and general banter.

[Samki]

Another best vacuum ever, with the same sales patter - Peter vonvacuumhepa, king of vacuum and the roof repair main man also talking *****.
I think I’d rather have Trevor selling it and he has a shocking history of buying crap

 

[galesgal57]

Another best vacuum ever, with the same sales patter - Peter vonvacuumhepa, king of vacuum and the roof repair main man also talking *****.
I think I’d rather have Trevor selling it and he has a shocking history of buying crap

It is cordless. What happened to the power of the National Grid? Picking up the usual crud, looks like muesli.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

It’s a VC001 . What? Is that the make? No way to compare as that can’t be the maker surely?
Not even a Homefart.
It’s a no from me

 

[Samki]

We are loving this - really. Tossers

 

[Scraping the barrel]

I have a cordless which is quite good. Only thing is I wish my dirt/debris would just fall out like their demo.
The carpet fluff in mine needs scraping out and the dust goes everywhere. I use a bag over the end to empty it. That’s the only real downside to it

 

[Muttley]

You forgot I can do Filth

OK you can officially join the Filth Club

 

[Muttley]

Another best vacuum ever, with the same sales patter - Peter vonvacuumhepa, king of vacuum and the roof repair main man also talking *****.
I think I’d rather have Trevor selling it and he has a shocking history of buying crap

That purple vacuum cleaner looks identical to my Dyson. I bet its not as effective though!

 

[EmmaP]

OK you can officially join the Filth Club

YES

 

[Muttley]

Mike says that we’ve already got in mind where we’d like to put these Moroccan lamps.

He is so right,
Bend over Mike!

And,yes,Trevor is in for these now

I did that joke yesterday, great minds think alike!

 

[Muttley]

A sign there’s no footie on telly! I’m here. Well it’s either this or Sort you Life Out with Stacey Solomon. Now let me think . It’s a close call,and I mean a close call.

No,I’m gonna read the dictionary

I've turned the telly off and got some classy background music on and having a read of my PG Wodehouse Jeeves and Wooster book (in between breaks to check comments on here).

Back to my book, I'll be back later

 

[Scraping the barrel]

I did that joke yesterday, great minds think alike!

Missed that! Very good you are right.
Ok,two at a time then?

 

[Hammy60]

It’s a VC001 . What? Is that the make? No way to compare as that can’t be the maker surely?
Not even a Homefart.
It’s a no from me

It's the exact same as the Vakyou VC001 but an unbranded version.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Peter VonHepa showing the vac and the dust door opened on its own and dust dropped on the floorbrilliant and he nor Mike noticed.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Everybody wants this cordless vac.

Is this the same Everybody that wanted the corded vac 2 weeks ago?

Seems to me that ‘everybody’ wants everything. Well I never!

 

[HughTwo]

Peter Volgaricecrispies must spend a fortune in breakfast cereal.

He gets it up every morning - the vac - to hoover up all the cereal he spills around the kitchen.

 

[Wanderer]

I bet he buys those black candles for his BDSM room! The aroma of leatherette, rubber, the Nusuk air fresheners, and Emu Balm. Phwoarrr!!

I will not even contemplate what he might be using emu balm for in this room.

 

[HughTwo]

Oh come on - Muriel has just been assured it has a hepa filter!

And "these are flying out"

 

[galesgal57]

OK you can officially join the Filth Club

Please can I be admitted?

 

[Muttley]

Please can I be admitted?

We formed the club, you don't have to join

 

[Wanderer]

He looks like he’s kneading dough with these blankets! The man’s bonkers

Maybe he was a cat in a previous life....