Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Next time I need to plug a hole in a tiny funnel, I must get a £55 tin of paint.

 

[galesgal57]

He probably last used them to check Peters piles

 

[EmmaP]

You forgot I can do Filth

 

[Scraping the barrel]

They don’t know what they’re selling. Both call it Roofix now not RoofGuardian

Roofix will be delighted! Morons

 

[Scraping the barrel]

And 2 weeks ago they were selling Roof Guard and calling it Roof Guardian!

Come on chaps get your act together as us mere mortals don’t know what to buy from you,mind you they are all brilliant so doesn’t matter what it’s called…as long as it’s from IW

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Is Trevor in Mike?
Remember last time? That’s right he is a roofer…don’t forget will you?

 

[Hammy60]

This is what DIY shops don't sell and will sell you bitumen paint instead as that is all they have, according to Roofing expert Peter Vollyngbregt, that's why he can only do demos comparing Roof Guardian with Bitumen paint (a product which isn't meant for or used for repairing roof leaks).
Obviously nobody told B & Q they don't sell thermo-acrylic fibre roof repair paint like Roof Guardian.

 

[Hammy60]

And 2 weeks ago they were selling Roof Guard and calling it Roof Guardian!

Come on chaps get your act together as us mere mortals don’t know what to buy from you,mind you they are all brilliant so doesn’t matter what it’s called…as long as it’s from IW

I'm not sure why but they seem to have tins with different names on them.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

“there’s a hole in my box dear Mike dear Mike,there’s a hole in my box dear Mike a hole”
“We’ll fix it dear Peter dear Peter,we’ll fix it dear Peter fix it”

“With what shall I fix it dear Mike,dear Mike?”
“With Roofix dear Pete dear Pete”
“Do you mean Roof Guardian dear Mike dear Mike.?”
“no,Roof Guard dear Pete dear Pete dear Pete”

I think it’s time to switch off dear Mike dear Mike
I think it’s time to switch off dear Mike Switch off !!

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Hammy! My saviour!
There’s a hole in my roof dear Hammy,dear Hammy,there’s a hole in my roof dear Hammy a hole

 

[Scraping the barrel]

I wish someone would fill that hole in Mikes face

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Mike is so so lucky! He broke down …and decided to buy a Morphie
He had a leaking roof ..and Roof Guardian saved him
He slept badly..until he bought GX pillows
Ran out of batteries at Xmas…so got those Philips batteries this year
Etc
Etc
Etc

 

[Samki]

Trevor got a quick mention - does he paint his watches with it

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Yes! Yes!Yes!

Trevor’s called in! About time too!!
He has to be a special agent for IW surely?

 

[Samki]

Mike is so so lucky! He broke down …and decided to buy a Morphie
He had a leaking roof ..and Roof Guardian saved him
He slept badly..until he bought GX pillows
Ran out of batteries at Xmas…so got those Philips batteries this year
Etc
Etc
Etc

He must of been unlucky with the mens grooming shaver they were selling - it’s made no difference to that horrible beard

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Trevor got a quick mention - does he paint his watches with it

Maybe those expensive watches aren’t waterproof after all even though you can dive to 200metres with them

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Mike!
You know those anti leak pants you were flogging?
Would Roof Fix/Guard/Guardian work if I painted my pants in this stuff?

Obviously I know now that bitumen won’t help

From Pauline in the Cotswolds

 

[Scraping the barrel]

A sign there’s no footie on telly! I’m here. Well it’s either this or Sort you Life Out with Stacey Solomon. Now let me think . It’s a close call,and I mean a close call.

No,I’m gonna read the dictionary

 

[Samki]

Oh goody - the tat lamps are coming up - Lawrence of Arabia, nope more like carry on follow that camel

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Mike says that we’ve already got in mind where we’d like to put these Moroccan lamps.

He is so right,
Bend over Mike!

And,yes,Trevor is in for these now