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it's Emu Balm again!!!!

I'm currently suffering a touch of golfer's elbow - don't play golf - but there's no way I'm going to Emu Balm for an answer.
Rod in Hull might believe it cures all, but I know it's a con.

Of course, Of-the-Masons can't survive without it - stopped his back problems and his policeman's heel.
"So many people trying to get this" :ROFLMAO: "Trying" - you can get a lorryload if you want.
But Dirty Peter still needs collagen, vitamin patches, vibration plate, a stepper and a walking cane.
 
Andy, the guy that comes on with Emu Balm, always looks incredibly shifty when Of-the-Masons is brazenly claiming it cured a problem he had for three years.
He can't stop fidgeting - he knows this is all nonsense.

And they never address the question "are there Emus in this balm"?
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Mike has the air fresheners, Same **** different day.

Persian Palaces use them, 7 Star Hotels,
On Bid TV years ago Mike was selling Baylis and Harding toiletries, a cheap range sold in Superdrug for example. Nothing wrong with it as a cheap range.

However Ofthemasons was bigging them up massively. He said these were available in bathrooms of five star hotels "if you're lucky"😂. Strangely he didn't name one.

Sometimes comments are so ludicrous that I can remember them years later. I wonder if The Goddess uses Baylis and Harding or Molton Brown (or other expensive brand). Obviously not old stock bought at IW.
 
Andy, the guy that comes on with Emu Balm, always looks incredibly shifty when Of-the-Masons is brazenly claiming it cured a problem he had for three years.
He can't stop fidgeting - he knows this is all nonsense.

And they never address the question "are there Emus in this balm"?
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I'm not surprised that Emu was angry all the time as he had Rod Hull's hand up his a***🤣
 
On Bid TV years ago Mike was selling Baylis and Harding toiletries, a cheap range sold in Superdrug for example. Nothing wrong with it as a cheap range.

However Ofthemasons was bigging them up massively. He said these were available in bathrooms of five star hotels "if you're lucky"😂. Strangely he didn't name one.

Sometimes comments are so ludicrous that I can remember them years later. I wonder if The Goddess uses Baylis and Harding or Molton Brown (or other expensive brand). Obviously not old stock bought at IW.
I've never seen Baylis and Harding in hotels. In the Grand at York it was Molton Brown, in the Gore it was Penhaligon's, which is quite pricey I believe.
 
Andy, the guy that comes on with Emu Balm, always looks incredibly shifty when Of-the-Masons is brazenly claiming it cured a problem he had for three years.
He can't stop fidgeting - he knows this is all nonsense.

And they never address the question "are there Emus in this balm"?
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I just texted in as Rod from Hull saying that I had a bad accident and Emu Oil has really helped deal with the injuries. He read the text but left the Rod from Hull bit out.

Come on Fly Pitcher Mike, you used to be fun but now you're just as dull as all the other presenters. 🥲
 
I've never seen Baylis and Harding in hotels. In the Grand at York it was Molton Brown, in the Gore it was Penhaligon's, which is quite pricey I believe.
Yes, Penhaligon's is very expensive. Their perfumes can be £150, I had a small bottle years go and I think it cost around £60 but it was beautiful.

I had afternoon tea at The Ritz years ago and they had Floris, there's a shop in Jermyn Street very close to it. Floris is a very old brand and a beautiful shop. Ots cheaper than Penhaligon's.

And if I need to spend a penny around Piccadilly I go to Fortnum and Mason, very posh loos, the soap and hand creams are their own brand so very nice🙂
 

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