I'm no Chef (just like Joe) but doesn't Puff Pastry need hot air around it to puff up?
I'd guess a lid would prevent that? :mysmilie_59:
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I'm no Chef (just like Joe) but doesn't Puff Pastry need hot air around it to puff up?
I'd guess a lid would prevent that? :mysmilie_59:
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I'm thinking you're right Wirral
Old pervy kept shouting he was hoping to sell this out last night but I see it's still there. It was phone orders only last night too till quite late in the hour, when he said it could be ordered on the web now also. He didn't say the website was down. Wonder what that was all about?
I heard that about the phone orders only for the POTD. I suspect this is something we'll see more of £££.
Pie Maker's don't really scream of Spring do they? Maybe it's leftover stock from Winter, I suppose it's not a bad price if you like Pies.
Last night Joe was visibly baffled by Dirty Peter, who was going on about his Grandma's (who was a great cook) 'famous' Cabbage Pie. An interested Joe asked him some question about said 'famous' Cabbage Pie.
It transpired said 'famous' Cabbage Pie was actually just a plain old Pie containing a mix of any old ingredients and ............ Cabbage.
What a very, very odd man :mysmilie_59:
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Wasn't 'garbage' was it?
He was clearly lying, again. His spew doesn't bear a modicum of scrutiny, even a few simple questions from Joe.
I doubt Joe is a fan :mysmilie_59:
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He's full of cabbage, false old twerp.
He's on now, with Kenny Rogers.
I'm sick of his exaggerated 'ohhhhh', it's gross.
He's so creepy
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He's on now, with Kenny Rogers.
I'm sick of his exaggerated 'ohhhhh', it's gross.
He's so creepy
Yeah, I've seen enough. On a given hour, you know how he's going to act and this is how he is with her. He's just called her a Dame and has given her every accolade he can think of.
He'd probably walk right past her in the street :mysmilie_19:
Betcha he would.
He clearly thinks he's a star, he really is like ex-ex-EX Kids TV 'Star' Des Kaye from Little Britain. I'm sure this character is based on him!
Wicky Woo :mysmilie_59:
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Pete says and I quote "I can only tell you the facts, if you have this in your basket you must check this out!!!!!"
Cheers for that much needed fact, and he stated another fact "me and my soul mate will just love making pies in this pie maker" living the dream indeed!
Cheers for that much needed fact, and he stated another fact "me and my soul mate will just love making pies in this pie maker" living the dream indeed!
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Well ten minutes ago he said he lived on his own and the pie maker would be ideal for him
Fact :mysmilie_19:
He reckons a Lady stopped him in the Supermarket today and said she was watching him and Joe last night. She explained she used to love making Pies and said 'but now, my dear Partner has long gone, the Grandchildren are no longer around and I don't have the time'.
She bought a Pie Maker so she can make Pies that evoke fond memories.
What a liar :mysmilie_59:
LITTLE GOLLUM isn't so bright is he?
Joe made a nice looking Spinach & Feta Pie. LITTLE GOLLUM declined to taste, saying 'I'll leave that one to the Vegans'.
Joe said 'it isn't for Vegans I'm afraid, maybe for Vegans you don't like'.
The mouth opens but the brain doesn't engage does it? Time to switch over I think :mysmilie_59:
Joe made a nice looking Spinach & Feta Pie. LITTLE GOLLUM declined to taste, saying 'I'll leave that one to the Vegans'.
Joe said 'it isn't for Vegans I'm afraid, maybe for Vegans you don't like'.
The mouth opens but the brain doesn't engage does it? Time to switch over I think :mysmilie_59:
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Oh deary me!
Its the easter EGGstravanganza or more like the amateur hour down IW way! So so cheap and tacky even the salesfolk must be feeling the embarrasment of all this and the lack of imagination is just what we have all come to expect.
First up an EGGcellent easter deal its a VAX..................Yawn Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz last one out please turn the lights out!
Its the easter EGGstravanganza or more like the amateur hour down IW way! So so cheap and tacky even the salesfolk must be feeling the embarrasment of all this and the lack of imagination is just what we have all come to expect.
First up an EGGcellent easter deal its a VAX..................Yawn Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz last one out please turn the lights out!
It's EGGscruciating :mysmilie_59:
So they're shilling yet another truck load of 'magic' Lizzie G potions (in nice shiny bottles, of course).
Dirty Peter started his pitch by holding up a very recognisable brand of Anti Aging Moisturiser that he says costs £30 alone (and I can personally confirm that indeed it does) and he then asked the viewer to compare the value to the deal being offered.
Of course, as is often the case with this lot, this is an utterly spurious comparison but what interested me is that said product, which was very obviously Clinique, was actually the Men's Anti Aging Moisturiser (in the familiar Grey tube).
So I'm guessing we now know what brand Dirty Peter ACTUALLY uses.
Then he goes on to scream about Elizabeth Grant being 'award winning' to which Vanessa Feltz Fan Club quickly jumps in and says 'yes, it is award winning here on Ideal World' :mysmilie_19:
Dirty Peter started his pitch by holding up a very recognisable brand of Anti Aging Moisturiser that he says costs £30 alone (and I can personally confirm that indeed it does) and he then asked the viewer to compare the value to the deal being offered.
Of course, as is often the case with this lot, this is an utterly spurious comparison but what interested me is that said product, which was very obviously Clinique, was actually the Men's Anti Aging Moisturiser (in the familiar Grey tube).
So I'm guessing we now know what brand Dirty Peter ACTUALLY uses.
Then he goes on to scream about Elizabeth Grant being 'award winning' to which Vanessa Feltz Fan Club quickly jumps in and says 'yes, it is award winning here on Ideal World' :mysmilie_19:
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That's the double-meaning phrase sales pitch in action, namely they want you to think it's "award winning" products sold "here on Ideal World" when they actually mean the award was 'won' on Ideal World (which is meaningless nonsense).
Obviously to be used if anyone complains to the Advertising Standards Authority :mysmilie_59:
I totally get this is the disingenuous world of Selly Telly but really, this shower are getting worse by the day.
So they now think it appropriate to compare the exclusively Lower End Of Selly Telly fodder known as Elizabeth Grant, with it's ever obscure magic 'ingredient' Torricelumn (TM), to Clinique.
I'm not saying Clinique products are fully worth all that money but come on, that's like comparing 'Chef' Joe to Michel Roux Jr :mysmilie_59:
(and it's only my opinion but Vanessa Feltz Fan Club's forehead and eyebrows appear somewhat 'frozen')
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Are you implying she ( VFF)has had help from sources OTHER than those offered from Liz Grant via IW?Now that's just being mean .:mysmilie_13:
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Haha his stories are always half baked. I suppose it was one of his adoring fans, wonder if she went to see him in York last weekend? :mysmilie_13: Anyway, it doesn't make sense, she has more time than ever now to make pies but......who is going to eat them all?
