Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

All the extras on room service eh?

Would you like to go into details?

 

[galesgal57]

I have to agree that nothing epitomes Christmas more than a magnifying glass, bedding and Emu balm.

If I had a rude mind (which of course I don't), I would be wondering if the products are linked: bedding, magnifying glass, and then needing the Emu balm afterwards

Mucky minded Muttley

 

[HughTwo]

I have to agree that nothing epitomes Christmas more than a magnifying glass, bedding and Emu balm.

If I had a rude mind (which of course I don't), I would be wondering if the products are linked: bedding, magnifying glass, and then needing the Emu balm afterwards

Hopefully they throw in the waterproof mattress protector that Wing Commander Knowles keeps appearing with and suggesting it acts as a barrier against all manner of bodily fluids!

 

[galesgal57]

Would you like to go into details?

KY jelly and a battered sausage

 

[Muttley]

Hopefully they throw in the waterproof mattress protector that Wing Commander Knowles keeps appearing with and suggesting it acts as a barrier against all manner of bodily fluids!

I hope they don't...

 

[Muttley]

KY jelly and a battered sausage

Thanks for putting that revolting image in my head. It's my fault though, I did ask!

 

[HughTwo]

Well, well, well.......Emu Balm changed Mike-of-the-Masons life!

Does it remove a persistent conscience?

No answer to that but it's great for gout!
And massage it outside the mouth for toothache - oh, come on!

 

[SiRich]

Deep Heat with a side order/squirt of dead bird.

 

[SiRich]

Hopefully they throw in the waterproof mattress protector that Wing Commander Knowles keeps appearing with and suggesting it acts as a barrier against all manner of bodily fluids!

Seems to mention Bed Bugs on every mattress or mattress protector pitch without fail. Good bit of additional scaremongering straight out of the IW presenters handbook.

 

[galesgal57]

Detox foot patches, more quack remedies

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Just back from watching Gladiator 2. Wow…What a film. More gratuitous violence, skulduggery, plotting and scheming and shouting than Friday Fashion…

 

[sharoline]

There isn't going to be any blanket left after they've been picking it apart for an hour!

 

[Jazzydrury]

Can’t believe the amount of filth

 

[Duke of Cheese]

They look like two back in work pillows salesmen from Courts’ Ex-Bedding Department.

Here we go….’We got the price wrong’ games. Oh the complete lack of respect for their audience…

 

[Jazzydrury]

Even worse to get the double you have to ask for teal

 

[galesgal57]

Can’t believe the amount of filth

You love it.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Chef Mark NOT HAPPY about not being duty cook this evening..Be very SCARED…

 

[Jazzydrury]

Galesgal and Muttley you made me like it

 

[Muttley]

Detox foot patches, more quack remedies

These have been debunked, the patches change colour when they are exposed to moisture, including sweat. There's no evidence that they draw toxins out of the body.

 

[Muttley]

There isn't going to be any blanket left after they've been picking it apart for an hour!

I hope they won't be selling that one!