Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

 

[galesgal57]

I bet she had some brass in pocket…Don’t get me wrong…I’ve liked her since I was a Kid…

She looked more like she'd been back on the chain gang, very scruffy, but the staff were fussing round her.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

They are playing in Hull tonight, aren’t they? Cannot believe she is 73.

 

[galesgal57]

If Posh places don’t offer, Bog Standard ketchup I wouldn’t go

There was no ketchup at all.

 

[galesgal57]

Wow, that sounds amazing. I love York but have never stayed anywhere posh. It's so nice to do these things for anniversaries, I'm a great believer in treating myself. I'm 60 in a couple of years time, maybe I'll go away somewhere nice for that

I'm keeping out of the steak conversation, you don't want to know how I like it. However I do like it plain as well, no garlic or sauces. It's so nice when they give you exactly what you want.

Good to know the hotel has the celebrity seat of approval (as well as yourself!)

It's got to be charred to oblivion for me, no red or pink in sight.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I have Steak at home, but never out. As I need mine cut up, and if Dad has to cut meat up for me, I find we get dirty looks.

So I normally go for a burger

 

[Battiola73]

Better than watching your washing machine, or paint drying, a demonstration on checking batteries with a battery charger! 2 for £9.99 + 99p for delivery. £3.75 each on Amazon or £2.21 from Temu.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I thought the Gammon was his ‘Perfume of the Year’? The bloke has now dumped his beloved Gammon for Horatio as ‘Perfume of the Year’!! Tur d…ncoat.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Yes the perfumes are Limited

 

[Wanderer]

I thought the Gammon was his ‘Perfume of the Year’? The bloke has now dumped his beloved Gammon for Horatio as ‘Perfume of the Year’!! Tur d…ncoat.

Simples - he changes which year he is using - Chinese, Lunar, Western Calendar, HMRC Financial......

 

[Wanderer]

Yes the perfumes are Limited

Limited market?
Limited interest?

 

[Hammy60]

Yes the perfumes are Limited

Yeah but massive amount of new stock will magically appear in the warehouse overnight. That Greed will be on relentlessly till xmas.

 

[Wanderer]

Yeah but massive amount of new stock will magically appear in the warehouse overnight. That Greed will be on relentlessly till xmas.

Hopefully not Christmas 25, 26 or beyond....

 

[Duke of Cheese]

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Lost in a sea of ludicrous malapropisms, misinformations, mispronunciations, and only half finishi...Now talking about his friend Hugh Jorgan... Expanding in intriguing lack of detail about ‘certain medical procedures’ that he had after an unfortunate incident at Bell End in Wollaston, Northamptonshire... Surgical interventions of the very worst kind. Mr Cockin, the surgeon, had to remove skin from his ego to transplant on to his newly formed flangepodicus ..Had to be given truth drugs during the surgery, which he instantly rejected...Also, when did James Greenwell win Olympic Gold?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Has been presenting on shopping television for 38 years, he says. Just trying to remember which channel he began with in 1986?

 

[Wanderer]

Has been presenting on shopping television for 38 years, he says. Just trying to remember which channel he began with in 1986?

It's his age, he's forgetting stuff.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

True. He now thinks he’s been on Ideal World for 24 years.

 

[Battiola73]

Has been presenting on shopping television for 38 years, he says. Just trying to remember which channel he began with in 1986?

I thought QVC was the first one and they’ve been going 30 or 31 years.

 

[Battiola73]

True. He now thinks he’s been on Ideal World for 24 years.

Perhaps he’s related to Trumpo.