Random musings and general banter.

[SiRich]

Completely agree with you DOC.
I wouldn't want to adopt those tactics but they obviously assume that they work.
Strange noises aside, I actually find Becque to be the least annoying of the current (at least in small doses perhaps) presenters . Slime bag Jeremy definitely the worst for me.

also vying for the title of IWs biggest slime bag of 2024 has got to be 'I wouldn't lie to you' Yiannis

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Ok gang,lads,gals buckle up! Gonna have a watch ( not Duchampe) but Mike of the Mysterons.
It’s a test. Is there anything I would like to buy? Is there anything actually worth buying?

I’ve been sedated and have a team of medics on standby. This could be painful…
..plinky plonker music and still got a pulse..so far so good..

 

[Scraping the barrel]

But but but Michael,what batteries do the lights need? And the remote?
I see batteries NOT included.. thing is matey Mike it’s reasonably important information..oh ok never mind let’s move on to the ghastly blue tooth G shaped thingy..

 

[Scraping the barrel]

He has a new phrase. “I have to be honest”
Why Mike? Most unlike yourself,be so advised if you will..

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Is there some sort of sinister subliminal message in the logo of the HMV dog and eight Prisoner ‘Be Seeing You’ shopping bags behind Mason’s head?

Resorting to the old ‘Buy it Just in Case You Need It’ routine. I.E. ‘Buy Something You Don’t Want Just in Case You Ever Do’…Grabbers now….God Help Us…

 

[Wanderer]

Grabber dohicky now for £11.98 inc P&P, accompanied by Market Mason attempting to sing.

 

[Muttley]

He has a new phrase. “I have to be honest”
Why Mike? Most unlike yourself,be so advised if you will..

IW clearly don't think that honesty comes as standard to presenters. Mike Mason is clearly just being 'honest' with us on this occasion only. And we have no proof of that

 

[Muttley]

Grabber dohicky now for £11.98 inc P&P, accompanied by Market Mason attempting to sing.

When I ask a staff member for advice in John Lewis no assistant has ever serenaded me sadly...

 

[Wanderer]

My god, still going on with the same product that she started with just after 10pm.

I wondered today if her brain size has been reduced to make space for all the fillers, etc and so there is only enough storage for the words shiny, Opatra, beauty, family and little else besides.

Presumably in the break following the above product someone delete something and then programmed in a new word or two to allow the following presentation to proceed.

 

[Wanderer]

IW clearly don't think that honesty comes as standard to presenters. Mike Mason is clearly just being 'honest' with us on this occasion only. And we have no proof of that

Pretty sure it says on his box "honesty not included".

 

[Scraping the barrel]

I’m semi conscious now but far far away in another dream world..that’s it ! The Middle of Lidl

 

[Jazzydrury]

Mike said Christmas Launch tomorrow

 

[Scraping the barrel]

IW clearly don't think that honesty comes as standard to presenters. Mike Mason is clearly just being 'honest' with us on this occasion only. And we have no proof of that

But you see,the phrase “I have to be honest” actually implicates that you’re not being honest.. it should be a ‘given’. No need to say it

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The channel wouldn’t know honesty if it fell through the roof on top of them. A complete anathema to their entire selling ethos - DUNG...DISINGENUOUS..UNDERHAND…NAUSEATING..GUFF

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Mike said Christmas Launch tomorrow

My idea of Xmas launch

 

[Wanderer]

Mens velcro slippers.....

Emu balm later Market Boi says and Chrissie DuCrap at 9PM.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

You know it’s coming. You have been so warned.. on line £5-£8

 

[Wanderer]

- DUNG...DISINGENUOUS..UNDERHAND…NAUSEATING..GUFF

Are those new presenters?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Ok had enough. Over and out

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Is he off on his ‘I FEELS MUSIC’ mode. Like somebody hanging around a pub, sharing the same stories, with unwilling punters, every night of the week. Sh…goods…Clearly no sales. Time to watch my Graham’s Gang BBC boxset on V2000.