Random musings and general banter.

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Agreed, what was that nonsense he was singing?

one of his 'improvised' 'songs'

 

[exmothian]

When will he ever finish a sentence,it's constant verbal diarrhoea.

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[Jazzydrury]

If you were outside and used that alarm, more chance of somebody picking it up, and hitting you with it

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

The sound of that alarm on the cane gives me Misophonia.

 

[Lord Helpus]

"It's on 3 flexis of £8.99"

He can't even get that right. It's £17.99 not £26.97 you blundering fool.

 

[Muttley]

That won’t wash with a modern (tin tent) caravan. Mine had an ensuite, central heating and air conditioning

We used to have holidays in a caravan when I was young. It had a plumbed in toilet (thankfully!) but you had to use the shower blocks. The caravans these days are very luxurious but I'm not tempted now.

 

[Muttley]

He's just put Our Bet on the table.

The mind boggles...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Outrageous price suggestions on what a similar air fryer would cost, once again. What you get with an unregulated industry. Looking forward to old sausages and cheap oven chips with Chef Ken. Iceland Charlie couldn’t believe the selling price. Like I cannot believe Iceland Charlie.

 

[Muttley]

Not to mention his haemorrhoids.

Don't forget his verbal diarrhoea...

 

[galesgal57]

He's at it again, making assumptions about what we can or can't afford.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

The old will be like chip shop chips without the oil again. I have never had dry cardboard tasting chips from any chip shop, be it frying in oil or beef dripping.

 

[Lord Helpus]

"It's on 3 flexis of £8.99"

He can't even get that right. It's £17.99 not £26.97 you blundering fool.

The "Charley, which will go first" pantomime. It's the black cane, then the blue, followed by the silver and the red.

But we know they'll all be back tomorrow. If they were really getting low he would ask dear Charley Farley how many were left.

And that air fryer. Amazingly it can cook different types of meat not just chicken! No siree.

Och that meat looks shockingly bad. It could turn anyone into a vegetarian.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Muriel aged 93 from Cockermouth…Tonight’s shopping list so far:- Cane, back corrector, three Michael Hunt watches, air fryer - three times..four times..

 

[Lord Helpus]

The "Charley, which will go first" pantomime. It's the black cane, then the blue, followed by the silver and the red.

But we know they'll all be back tomorrow. If they were really getting low he would ask dear Charley Farley how many were left.

And that air fryer. Amazingly it can cook different types of meat not just chicken! No siree.

Och that meat looks shockingly bad. It could turn anyone into a vegetarian.

Still, he'll have plenty of scraps to take home for Josh and maybe Bet and Barbara who is also "close to him" - have we heard of her before?

Hope she's peckish.

 

[Battiola73]

That “chicken” looks absolutely revolting. The only place for it is the bin. Perhaps Ken Barlow an zombie Simon should watch Jamie Oliver now on C4 and see how an air fryer really can cook.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Does he go home to women as well as to the dog?

 

[Hammy60]

The old will be like chip shop chips without the oil again. I have never had dry cardboard tasting chips from any chip shop, be it frying in oil or beef dripping.

Nothing beats the chips you used to get back in the day, cooked in lard smothered i salt and vinegar, whether home made or chipper, pure joy. Todays chips are pretty dry in comprison and most chippers are pretty stringy with the salt & vinegar.

 

[galesgal57]

Does he go home to women as well as to the dog?

A threesome, one bangs his backdoor!

 

[Lord Helpus]

Muriel aged 93 from Cockermouth…Tonight’s shopping list so far:- Cane, back corrector, three Michael Hunt watches, air fryer - three times..four times..

Do you think Peter cooks for Jean-Luke and Pierre, his mates from Duchamp when they come over from (where exactly in the alps?) using that air fryer. Haute Cuisine at its finest I would say whilst they swap horology heritage stories from circa 2021.

Such culture.

 

[galesgal57]

Nothing beats the chips you used to get back in the day, cooked in lard smothered i salt and vinegar, whether home made or chipper, pure joy. Todays chips are pretty dry in comprison and most chippers are pretty stringy with the salt & vinegar.

I love chip shop chips cooked in dripping, can't be doing with oven chips.