Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Another figment of his imagination.

 

[postmanpat68]

He's on something tonight.

Unfortunately he's on our screens.

 

[postmanpat68]

Another figment of his imagination.

Award winner he is not, Muriel is not real, ,Our bet never existed and more like Bert, Over 30 years in shopping tv if only he wished, Selling watches for over 40 years
He is now saying a spine stretcher helps with fibromyalgia.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He's just put Our Bet on the table.

 

[galesgal57]

No doubt will cure his back problems, which I'm sure he will tell us all about. I thought it was going to be the Teeter inversion table, but I won't hold my breath, I'd love to see him hung upside down. I suppose Teeter is a bit sophisticated for this channel.

 

[Lord Helpus]

He's advising folk not to impulse buy on holiday but he is always urging them to do just that "just because".

Another watch hand tailored by William Hunt the suit maker.

Just been to his website, all watches are sold out. I reckon IW3 got a joblot cheap.

 

[Lord Helpus]

I can't take these pseudo scientific / medical lectures by this loony toon.

He's wearing the same old soiled brown shoes and rainbow socks.

Pete you are an utter plank.

 

[galesgal57]

Not the copper infused socks that he swears by then.

 

[Lord Helpus]

He suffers with his neck, his back, his knees but most of all his mouth.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh no…What’s happened. This man just ran in and shouted Rattan at him…

 

[galesgal57]

He suffers with his neck, his back, his knees but most of all his mouth.

Not to mention his haemorrhoids.

 

[postmanpat68]

I truly believe him as he said this price is ridiculous at 12.99 plus 2.99 p&p
Ebay they are under a tenner with free p&p

 

[SiRich]

'The team will tell you today, I rang a dear friend of mine who is a chiropractor'
He said (chiropractor)
They They
They really are very very good..... right
He said the idea is.....then wally goes onto give his own description.

Later on we hear said fictional chiropractor advising how to use this plastic item is 'Geoff'

This ***** gets worse.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

A group of young designers..I have championed this product for 50 years…A text from our wonderful friend Hammy, the gentleman from Aberdeen. She says, she balances on four of these canes as he strides across the Great Wall of China. Wonderful Hammy…Charlie? Let me prove the balance of this. Get me some of your finest Iceland frozen fries and put one on my left side and one on my right. Perfect. A chip on both shoulders.

 

[Lord Helpus]

As someone with chronic osteoarthritis of the neck I have to say these gimmicky cures don't work. I've tried them. In fact they aggravate the condition.

And for his next trick those damn walking sticks. He'll be setting off the shreiking alarm again. And talking tripe.

 

[postmanpat68]

As a sufferer of spinal disc degeneration and spinal stenosis the spine corrector and will not help with disc regeneration of vertebrae with natural oils it is a posture corrector.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I got in first, Walter. We did that fake text for you before you did

 

[Lord Helpus]

He's set if off a couple of minutes in. "Anyone with any humanity would come to your aid".

No, they would think it was a toy car alarm. If they heard it at all in a busy street.

Oh god, it's the ancient low stock tactic. Same old price £17.99.

Pathetic.

 

[Lord Helpus]

'The team will tell you today, I rang a dear friend of mine who is a chiropractor'
He said (chiropractor)
They They
They really are very very good..... right
He said the idea is.....then wally goes onto give his own description.

Later on we hear said fictional chiropractor advising how to use this plastic item is 'Geoff'

This ***** gets worse.

His great friend the chiropractor told him straight:

"Pete, tell them to buy this lump of plastic for £12.99 and they won't need to come to me for £50 sessions ever again. My career is over."

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Can you imagine somebody relying on that ineffectual noise alert to gain attention if they had a fall at home. You would hardly hear it or hear it at all. That completely unreasonable price comparison by saying he is sure similar is £71 compounds the mis-selling further.