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His sweeping looked typical of a ‘face plant’ type injury or a forceful blow straight to the front of his face/head. The plaster also suggested an injury more than having ‘work’ done.

And as I type, he would seem to have confirmed my suspicions 😵‍💫
If you believe any of that, I feel sorry for you.
 
Walking into a door mighte explain the mark on the top of his forehead, but doesn't explain the bridge of his nose, eyes or eyebrows.

Maybe his eyes had closed up following the dodgy treatment and that meant he couldn't see the door.....

Oer missus, he's said backdoor twice in the last minute or so....
 
Well it’s either a reaction to Botox or he’s had a terrible blow to the forehead causing the black eyed look. I can’t quite decide but he looks terrible.
The plaster on the forehead will be the result of the patio door impact. I have done similar, and only had an injury were the door caught me, never looked like I had done 10 rounds with Mike Tyson.
 
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