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Is anybody else watching the "Write Your Will with Ideal World" or am I dteaming? Makes a change from the pans and the Nutriblenders...
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Yes IW gets ever more weird.
This morning Sally Jacks was demonstrating the vibrapower .I knew it was her by the loud shouty interruptions of the excercise guru ,as she called him.Poor man he could hardly get a word in.
Anyway,she stated she couldn't demonstrate the vibrations because she had facial surgery 8 weeks ago and has a titanium implant.She will need to discuss it with her consultant first she says.Hmmm.
I don't know what she's had done ,hope its nothing serious but it certainly hasn't toned down the motormouth chat.
This morning Sally Jacks was demonstrating the vibrapower .I knew it was her by the loud shouty interruptions of the excercise guru ,as she called him.Poor man he could hardly get a word in.
Anyway,she stated she couldn't demonstrate the vibrations because she had facial surgery 8 weeks ago and has a titanium implant.She will need to discuss it with her consultant first she says.Hmmm.
I don't know what she's had done ,hope its nothing serious but it certainly hasn't toned down the motormouth chat.
Mommabear
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She had a fall and had a black eye. Her eye socket collapsed and they had to fit a titanium mesh in it.
Her mouth was unhurt..........a miracle considering the size of it :mysmilie_11:
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Mommabear, Priceless comment from you! Don't get me wrong, I am really sorry for her if she needed surgery of any description, but you said what many of us couldn't help thinking.....I caught a bit of her "act" yesterday, and it was dreadful, so loud it made your ears hurt, and the dreadful 'gurning' expressions to go with it....any day now Lisa Brash will appear, and then the pits will definitely have been reached. I feel it in my bones....if they put Sally in the same room as Vicki from Rocks & Co. there would be an earthquake somewhere, or at very least a landslide. I wonder construction companies don't employ them to demolish buildings..their screeching sales 'spiel' has got to be cheaper and quicker than explosives or a wrecking ball.
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mr tom
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Are we running out of ex-bid staff to join IW?
I am on the edge of my seat waiting for who the 6th man (or woman) of the bid world order will be to invade this sinking ship
1) Paul Becque
2) Mike Mason
3) Peter Simon
4) Sally Jaxx
5) Justin ''Bod'' Hazel
6) ???
They are taking over people!!
I am on the edge of my seat waiting for who the 6th man (or woman) of the bid world order will be to invade this sinking ship
1) Paul Becque
2) Mike Mason
3) Peter Simon
4) Sally Jaxx
5) Justin ''Bod'' Hazel
6) ???
They are taking over people!!
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My money is on the legend that is Guy Keane! My mum reckons his problems started the day Bid changed their phone number! All together now 0904...
Perhaps you could leave your pans, nutriblender and karcher in your will!
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Now there's a blast from the past, Guy Keane, that man was so sarcastic with a sharp tongue, it was that sharp you could slice bread with it.
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Ooooo I'd love to see him on there, he couldn't give a flying feck
Oh yeah Momma I second that! That would be absolutely hilarious!
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Did anyone see the fashion earlier today? The top with the holes in it reminded me of my grandad's string vest. Is that a fashionable look at the moment? I am sooo out of touch...
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Thats what I love about IW, their products have multiple uses, if ever you're stuck you can always use it to strain spaghetti.
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:mysmilie_13:Muttley, What!!!! Use anything that comes from them to write your Will? They have got to be away with the fairies (or winged tiny persons, whichever you prefer). Of course that Will would be legally watertight, written on any form of document coming from them, wouldn't it? There's probably a standard paragraph in small print saying that you want to donate all your estate to IW presenters trust fund! What's coming next - Peter Simon and Howard presenting as shopping channel undertakers? Buy your own coffin in advance (buy 2 - put the other one in your present drawer, or give one to the kids teacher at the end of term)? Shrouds available in pack of 2, buy quickly as stocks limited in all sizes? Of course, you could always ask to be buried in your piece of Holy Stones jewellery, couldn't you? I'm having to brew myself a cuppa, to get over the shock - 8 sugars, please....
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stratobuddy
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Actually, they could sell a convertible coffin that I came across some years ago.
It is self assembly, and until it is needed it assembles into quite an attractive looking bookcase or wall-unit display shelving.
Then it can be dismantled and reassembled into a fairly conventional looking coffin.
It is self assembly, and until it is needed it assembles into quite an attractive looking bookcase or wall-unit display shelving.
Then it can be dismantled and reassembled into a fairly conventional looking coffin.
mr tom
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Lord Kean was amazing. The master of apathy.
mr tom
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Did anyone see the vibrapower yesterday in the early evening.
Good lord, the size of Loen Love's tits, when wearing that belt. It was like softcore porn.
Good lord, the size of Loen Love's tits, when wearing that belt. It was like softcore porn.
