Random musings and general banter.

[Greg]

Did anyone see the vibrapower yesterday in the early evening.

Good lord, the size of Loen Love's tits, when wearing that belt. It was like softcore porn.

Was she singing, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,..."

 

[historymystery]

stratobuddy, Lol. But please don't give IW any ideas - they'll be bringing on demonstration models of your coffin, complete with an occupant, next!!

 

[Dave]

Did anyone see the vibrapower yesterday in the early evening.

Good lord, the size of Loen Love's tits, when wearing that belt. It was like softcore porn.

Well done Mr Tom, that observation of yours gave me a hearty chuckle, I congratulate you! But only you could bring the topic down to such a low level (nice one tee hee). I mean the mention of Loen Love's fun bags. I have to say I am delighted I missed it!

However, I would love to see the one and only, Sir, "The King", GUY KEANE back on our TV,

 

[Muttley]

Well done Mr Tom, that observation of yours gave me a hearty chuckle, I congratulate you! But only you could bring the topic down to such a low level (nice one tee hee). I mean the mention of Loen Love's fun bags. I have to say I am delighted I missed it!

However, I would love to see the one and only, Sir, "The King", GUY KEANE back on our TV,

Me too, he is a legend!!!!! We should start a Facebook campaign to bring him back!

 

[Greg]

stratobuddy, Lol. But please don't give IW any ideas - they'll be bringing on demonstration models of your coffin, complete with an occupant, next!!

I have a disturbing image of Pope Pete introducing his show with fog , creepy music, a creaky lid coffin opening...."Fangs for coming to the award winning...."

 

[Muttley]

:mysmilie_13:Muttley, What!!!! Use anything that comes from them to write your Will? They have got to be away with the fairies (or winged tiny persons, whichever you prefer). Of course that Will would be legally watertight, written on any form of document coming from them, wouldn't it? There's probably a standard paragraph in small print saying that you want to donate all your estate to IW presenters trust fund! What's coming next - Peter Simon and Howard presenting as shopping channel undertakers? Buy your own coffin in advance (buy 2 - put the other one in your present drawer, or give one to the kids teacher at the end of term)? Shrouds available in pack of 2, buy quickly as stocks limited in all sizes? Of course, you could always ask to be buried in your piece of Holy Stones jewellery, couldn't you? I'm having to brew myself a cuppa, to get over the shock - 8 sugars, please....

Historymystery, nothing they could sell could ever shock me now. Maybe they could start giving legal advice to go with the will writing service. They could advise us on dealing with shoddy businesses. Or maybe accountancy "Cook your books with Ideal World". If they start doing this we will know they read this forum and get their ideas from us, we should patent our ideas just in case.

 

[Mommabear]

I have a disturbing image of Pope Pete introducing his show with fog , creepy music, a creaky lid coffin opening...."Fangs for coming to the award winning...."

Haha........there should be a sit n cycle, in black, in the background as the other day he said he would be pushing up daisies without it :wink:

 

[Greg]

Another one here who wants to see King Keane on Ideal World.

 

[shopperholic]

Did anyone see the vibrapower yesterday in the early evening.

Good lord, the size of Loen Love's tits, when wearing that belt. It was like softcore porn.

Tits? That's exactly what I think of Peter Simon and Mike Mason too, what a coincidence...............as for soft core porn, that's what I think of PS when he's selling Moisanite, no wonder the producer warns him to keep his hands on the table were he can see them.

 

[Muttley]

Tits? That's exactly what I think of Peter Simon and Mike Mason too, what a coincidence...............as for soft core porn, that's what I think of PS when he's selling Moisanite, no wonder the producer warns him to keep his hands on the table were he can see them.

Speaking of the delightful Mike Mason, I haven't seen him lately. Or maybe I've just been lucky.

 

[shopperholic]

I have a disturbing image of Pope Pete introducing his show with fog , creepy music, a creaky lid coffin opening...."Fangs for coming to the award winning...."[/QUOTE

Well you know what they say.............fangs ain't what they used to be.

 

[shopperholic]

Speaking of the delightful Mike Mason, I haven't seen him lately. Or maybe I've just been lucky.

Lucky gov................probably the old Bill 'av got 'im bang to rights for trying to impersonate a shopping channel TV presenter.

 

[Muttley]

Lucky gov................probably the old Bill 'av got 'im bang to rights for trying to impersonate a shopping channel TV presenter.

If he needs a character witness I'm sure one of us could oblige...

 

[shopperholic]

If he needs a character witness I'm sure one of us could oblige...

Most definitely, we won't take too much (or any) persuading.

 

[Muttley]

Most definitely, we won't take too much (or any) persuading.

Isn't is nice to be liked? Although that may not be an experience Me Mike had felt too often. Not round here at least.

 

[shopperholic]

Isn't is nice to be liked? Although that may not be an experience Me Mike had felt too often. Not round here at least.

I heard him say once on Bid that no one likes him then he said "I can't even stand me meself"..............you got that right Barra Boi.

 

[mr tom]

Well done Mr Tom, that observation of yours gave me a hearty chuckle, I congratulate you! But only you could bring the topic down to such a low level (nice one tee hee). I mean the mention of Loen Love's fun bags. I have to say I am delighted I missed it!

However, I would love to see the one and only, Sir, "The King", GUY KEANE back on our TV,

haha, thank you very much good sir.

 

[shopperholic]

Well done Mr Tom, that observation of yours gave me a hearty chuckle, I congratulate you! But only you could bring the topic down to such a low level (nice one tee hee). I mean the mention of Loen Love's fun bags. I have to say I am delighted I missed it!

However, I would love to see the one and only, Sir, "The King", GUY KEANE back on our TV,

You wanna check out Claire Sutton and Chuntley over on QVC, their fun bags are like two bald convicts trying to escape, keep expecting the producer to cut to an ad break at any second when they're on! I have to hide my fun bags from my husband or he'll know I've been hammering the credit card at Next, Primani, Marks and Sparks........... Or should that be bags of fun? :mysmilie_14:

 

[mr tom]

You wanna check out Claire Sutton and Chuntley over on QVC, their fun bags are like two bald convicts trying to escape, keep expecting the producer to cut to an ad break at any second when they're on! I have to hide my fun bags from my husband or he'll know I've been hammering the credit card at Next, Primani, Marks and Sparks........... Or should that be bags of fun? :mysmilie_14:

I remember a pal of mine (who is since deceased) asking me why I watch shopping tv on a Saturday night.... I then directed him to price drop tv where lisa brash was shamelessly modelling a bra with her fake bangers out and it was legal. He never questioned it ever again.

 

[shopperholic]

I remember a pal of mine (who is since deceased) asking me why I watch shopping tv on a Saturday night.... I then directed him to price drop tv where lisa brash was shamelessly modelling a bra with her fake bangers out and it was legal. He never questioned it ever again.

Ahh yes Lisa Brash, she did like to flash 'em............a lot! and to think, no extra subscription either