Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Those bags are horrible nasty and cheap TJC certainly employed the right presenter for this tat

She wants us to buy them, but wouldn't be seen dead with one.

 

[User 23988]

Comparing a £19.99 bag to six designer bags unbelievable

 

[Lord Helpus]

Now we all know that she's been to Dubai, of course she has. It's all about designer clothes and bags there she says, what a poser.

The smock she was wearing today doubles as a tent for festivals or camping weekends in the desert or anywhere else. Very versatile. Good value @ £17.99.

 

[galesgal57]

Rolex, Breitling, Omega? Stunning watches at 9 at unbelievable prices. Can't wait.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Rolex, Breitling, Omega? Stunning watches at 9 at unbelievable prices. Can't wait.

I'll think you'll find they will be Rollex, Blingthing and Ohmygod. Top brands all.

 

[galesgal57]

Not sure the sink unblocker would work on fat. I just use Mr Muscle, does the job every time. Not that I put fat down the sink, but it works on hair.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Mike is pimping a pump.

Says we need one if the sink gets blocked when having a shave which he demonstrates by gliding a pretend razor over his beard.

He probably used one to pull dents out of the 2nd hand cars he once sold.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Right…Get ‘ere…Michael…yer toerag…Yes, Mike…what have we done wrong? WE….FUC…COCKED UP BIG STYLE last night with them clockwork door bells from Pifco….And I’m so MAD…I could stick one on us…The one bargain we’ve ever ‘ad on ‘ere and you only get me 50 of the fer fer…fuc…items..No No No No, Mike…We let us have 50 for last night…We ‘ave anovver 50,000 in crates round the back…We just ain’t got no bleedin’ keys for them….Right!!! What ‘ave I found off Ali’s van for tonight??? Emergency Ward 10 Reality Games??? Emergency Ward 10??? It ain’t been on since the bleedin’ ‘60s !!! Even the old twa..timers we target were probably still in foetus form then… And Capstan Navy Cut cigarettes??? Hahrr am I gonna demonstrate them fags when I ain’t smoked for firtee years?? I don’t mean to harass you, or hurry you..But just some friendly advice, Michael…RUN for our life…

 

[Jazzydrury]

Peter Simon, Mike and Sally are A trickish knave

Basically that’s shyster in Indian language

 

[Lord Helpus]

I think Mike should use the pump on his head to test how well the vacuum grips his skin.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Peter Simon, Mike and Sally are A trickish knave

Basically that’s shyster in Indian language

Greasy Capons…

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Sally Jacks TV Mum and all-round super woman. When she sang she never needed a microphone.

she doesn't need a mic now she makes the audio peak and it's horrible

 

[Jazzydrury]

Like I said I’m half Indian, but had to ask my dad what shyster was in Indian, I got the blankest of looks

 

[galesgal57]

Greasy Capons…

I don't mind Mike, but can't stand Gen, Sally, and Peter is tolerable, only because he comes out with such , he is entertaining.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Right…Get ‘ere…Michael…yer toerag…Yes, Mike…what have we done wrong? WE….FUC…COCKED UP BIG STYLE last night with them clockwork door bells from Pifco….And I’m so MAD…I could stick one on us…The one bargain we’ve ever ‘ad on ‘ere and you only get me 50 of the fer fer…fuc…items..No No No No, Mike…We let us have 50 for last night…We ‘ave anovver 50,000 in crates round the back…We just ain’t got no bleedin’ keys for them….Right!!! What ‘ave I found off Ali’s van for tonight??? Emergency Ward 10 Reality Games??? Emergency Ward 10??? It ain’t been on since the bleedin’ ‘60s !!! Even the old twa..timers we target were probably still in foetus form then… And Capstan Navy Cut cigarettes??? Hahrr am I gonna demonstrate them fags when I ain’t smoked for firtee years?? I don’t mean to harass you, or hurry you..But just some friendly advice, Michael…RUN for our life…

He'll be down The Nags Head laters, flogging off the gear he couldn't shift on tv. No VAT on nuffin of course, just cash in me hand son. Luvvly Jubbly.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Funnily enough…fags weren’t far from the truth…Matches, lighters and fag papers instead…

Home dentistry kits now…

 

[Lord Helpus]

Funnily enough…fags weren’t far from the truth…Matches, lighters and fag papers instead…

Yeah rizzlers. Roll your own. No filter tip. Men were men.

Oh and now he's flogging a find sumfing stick with a light on the end. Brilliant. Fanks Mike you're a pal. A diamond geezer.

Only problem is... what if you lose the find sumfing stick?

 

[Lord Helpus]

Now he's telling a made up story of 'ow he dropped a nut in 'is car engine and couldn't find it - took him arf an 'our. Strewth O'Riley.

And that, folks, is why you need a find sumfing stick.

 

[Lord Helpus]

'Es so right.

I'm always dropping metal fings in a pot and then can't find 'em.

Where's me find sumfing stick?

Oh wait a sec... they're in the pot ain't they?

 

[Lord Helpus]

Funnily enough…fags weren’t far from the truth…Matches, lighters and fag papers instead…

Home dentistry kits now…

What you can use the find sumfing stick for doing ya teef 'an all?

Double value.