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Right…Get ‘ere…Michael…yer toerag…Yes, Mike…what have we done wrong? WE….FUC…COCKED UP BIG STYLE last night with them clockwork door bells from Pifco….And I’m so MAD…I could stick one on us…The one bargain we’ve ever ‘ad on ‘ere and you only get me 50 of the fer fer…fuc…items..No No No No, Mike…We let us have 50 for last night…We ‘ave anovver 50,000 in crates round the back…We just ain’t got no bleedin’ keys for them….Right!!! What ‘ave I found off Ali’s van for tonight??? Emergency Ward 10 Reality Games??? Emergency Ward 10??? It ain’t been on since the bleedin’ ‘60s !!! Even the old twa..timers we target were probably still in foetus form then… And Capstan Navy Cut cigarettes??? Hahrr am I gonna demonstrate them **** when I ain’t smoked for firtee years?? I don’t mean to harass you, or hurry you..But just some friendly advice, Michael…RUN for our life…
 
Right…Get ‘ere…Michael…yer toerag…Yes, Mike…what have we done wrong? WE….FUC…COCKED UP BIG STYLE last night with them clockwork door bells from Pifco….And I’m so MAD…I could stick one on us…The one bargain we’ve ever ‘ad on ‘ere and you only get me 50 of the fer fer…fuc…items..No No No No, Mike…We let us have 50 for last night…We ‘ave anovver 50,000 in crates round the back…We just ain’t got no bleedin’ keys for them….Right!!! What ‘ave I found off Ali’s van for tonight??? Emergency Ward 10 Reality Games??? Emergency Ward 10??? It ain’t been on since the bleedin’ ‘60s !!! Even the old twa..timers we target were probably still in foetus form then… And Capstan Navy Cut cigarettes??? Hahrr am I gonna demonstrate them **** when I ain’t smoked for firtee years?? I don’t mean to harass you, or hurry you..But just some friendly advice, Michael…RUN for our life…
He'll be down The Nags Head laters, flogging off the gear he couldn't shift on tv. No VAT on nuffin of course, just cash in me hand son. Luvvly Jubbly.
 
Funnily enough…**** weren’t far from the truth…Matches, lighters and *** papers instead…
Yeah rizzlers. Roll your own. No filter tip. Men were men.

Oh and now he's flogging a find sumfing stick with a light on the end. Brilliant. Fanks Mike you're a pal. A diamond geezer.

Only problem is... what if you lose the find sumfing stick?
 

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