Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

You could be anywhere in the world with this in your face, he eulogises. A plastic fan on your conk in a Photo-Me booth in Neasden…

 

[Professor Branestawm]

Well, a week of cold shopping television turkey and I look again and I see a televisual turkey trying to sell mugs to mugs…

Glad you’re back!

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

He said they were the wrong price

I think that was to do with the buy all. it said buy all 2, and sure he said it should be for 4, but it was for 4, because you were buying two sets with 2 per set.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Price Comparison? Looks like a photo of the same £12.99 fan just taken out the back while the gallery reception class are having sweet cigarettes and some Potato Puffs. £31? Really!!

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

There are similar fans on aliexpress for £2.27 per unit.

 

[Paul Laver's Wig]

Pete says the gallery can use the mist fan. It's gets humid in there. The fan will freshen the air he says.

A humid atmosphere exists when there is a high level of water droplets in the air.

Using the mist fan is going to increase the amount water in the air, making it more humid.

The man is an idiot.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Selling body bags now… From a Dewhurst’s closing down sale. Same place he got his suit from.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

What brand did he mean red, green and brown? Not Gucci?

 

[galesgal57]

Selling body bags now… From a Dewhurst’s closing down sale. Same place he got his suit from.

You might fit your phone in there, but not much else, certainly not a purse. Why would a man want one? He wants us to buy all 5 again.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Shouldn’t the price be just over £56 with 25% off the price to buy all five.

 

[Paul Laver's Wig]

They're calling the brown one apricot.

They really don't help themselves.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Annie was going mad for these earlier today. Great bag for bridesmaids, or a night out.

 

[Mommabear]

I dread to ask but WTF are time of the year sweats ??

August for me lol

 

[Duke of Cheese]

What an abject tit he looks with that woman’s bag on his shoulder. Like a stooge from The Dick Emery Show. £79 for a similar bag from their outstanding informed choice - The Direct Comparison, Not a Direct Comparison Pick Any Price You Like Comparison service.

 

[Mommabear]

Does he not know we can see him adjusting his trousers behind the bags?

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

He is getting in character for his next Les Dawson Ada impersonation, when he does his tongue around the inside of his cheek.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

In the very worst way you fear… Cross Body Bags on short-time hours from the mortuary.

 

[galesgal57]

It is basically a cheap bag made of plastic, he's just mentioned leather, but I don't think it is.

 

[Mommabear]

It's a baby pink not a Barbie pink

 

[galesgal57]

Just thinks he will increase the sales of the pink one by mentioning Barbie and the Oscars.