Random musings and general banter.

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

That poxy vacuum from Saturday might, after the 40 Swan Dirtmaster steam mops sold out.

 

[Mommabear]

Gen stays in a hotel when working, the same one as DP she said, so maybe Vonwotsit gets lonely.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Classy vacuum cleaner. Unbranded and ‘inexpensive’ looking. I wonder what Van Needzeskarapping gets in terms of wedge for this expertise? I would probably pay his fuel down here on his moped, a few rows of Garibaldi biscuits and minimum wage for each hour of his numerous experting skills… I doubt either actor would give that vacuum cleaner house room next to their Dysons.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Jeremy says 40 quid price means the vacuum is 'practically disposable'. How much gas or electricity could you get for that? Remember it next time you're flogging energy saving products

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

One thing I love (chuckle at) is (if you talk about it in acting terms) Jeremy steals all of Peter V's lines. Now that he knows the routine. A good double act works together and feed each other the respective lines. But Jezza seems to hog the limelight (if you can call it that)

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

My old twin speed Henry vacuum is 1200w.

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

Exceptionally powerful? At 600 watts? What a plonker he is. I know where I’d like to stick the crevice tool! Is it my tv or is he constantly shouting?Even Dyson has stopped making corded vacs now.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

We will remember the next time you are trying to flog a cordeless vacumm, and will repeat your words. You cannot compete with the power of a plug in.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Price comparing their 40 quid vacuum with a £180 Shark one (it doesn’t say Shark but it clearly is a Shark vacuum from the advert). Words fail me.

 

[SiRich]

I'd say Peter V is riding the gravy train. Earning good money with minimal effort.

He is like a kid in a sweetshop when he gets a purifier product with a hepa filter to punt.

Cue return to the tired old pitch about the status led light and references to pet dander and body ash !

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The frightening thing is he probably picks up about 500 quid for standing about behaving like a complete suction tool for three hours.

These awful pitches just reinforce my long-held view of the overall disrespect for the intelligence of the buyers these types of channel portray with them.

 

[Mommabear]

We will remember the next time you are trying to flog a cordeless vacumm, and will repeat your words. You cannot compete with the power of a plug in.

You really can't compare, I have both and it's a vast difference in suction.

 

[Mommabear]

The frightening thing is he probably picks up about 500 quid for standing about behaving like a complete suction tool for three hours.

I would think so at least

 

[Duke of Cheese]

They are apparently staying with this product for the whole hour because of how wonderful everything is. Not that they haven’t got anything else to sell of course during it.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Has he got his thumb wrapped round that vacuum on the ‘suction only’ test? His enthusiasm (Van Krasshishts) has been infectious throughout the hour. So is chickenpox.

 

[Hammy60]

We will remember the next time you are trying to flog a cordeless vacumm, and will repeat your words. You cannot compete with the power of a plug in.

Yep, this is just another, almost daily, example of them contradicting their previous sales pitches, even mentioning how short a time you get with turbo mode, something they never mention when they are flogging cordless.

Another thing they are negative about plug ins is you've to keep unplugging as the leads are too short, yet the Henry has a huge lead, plug in once and reach the whole house.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I notice Dr. Edwards likes to make his killer points twice. I notice Dr. Edwards likes to make….The absolute disingenuous rubbish he spouts.

 

[Hammy60]

Jeremy reckons if you want to join the high end of watch collecting now is the time, buy a Swan & Edgar.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Why is Swan & Edgar selling the Green Tourbillon for £2k on their website, yet £999 in their ebay store. They only have one for sale, and have sold one.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Natalia no thanks. Time to go and clean my bathroom.