Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

This was meant to have a been a one day POTD

 

[User 27630]

Banging on about 60 minute runtime don't tell you how long you get on full power though do they

 

[Xennial]

You will notice when they put it on full power that the battery charge on the digital screen starts to decrease and the camera quickly pans away. The other night, while Mark was selling it at 10pm, I caught sight of it.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I’m sat here watching Richard Mire on Create and Craft, with Handy Solutions, with I’m no longer a Chef Joe Remblance

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Couldn’t she just suck it up through her mouth rather than waste vacuum power? How much longer to endure of her? An hour and thirty? Your toenails pulled out without an anaesthetic is preferable. REDDIE???

 

[Jazzydrury]

She’s loud

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I‘m watching with no sound. I could do with a nice bit of cold weather scaremongering now. I’m sure she won’t let me down. Freezing to death in our bedsits is probably quite a nice theme to progress on. Where do we get that awning she is wearing. It will come in handy for the camper van.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Who does their weather forecasts? Stevie Wonder?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Nice to see Bet Lynch as the guest. Selling Via…Filogra? Jacks: “I‘d like to ask you a question, Bet..But I’ll provide the question and the answer…you, shut up…”

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Foghorn says not checking out your baskets on Ideal World is like being in M&S and not paying for your goods immediately- somebody could take the goods out of your basket and you could lose them… Really? Just really??

 

[Xennial]

A false anology is what you call it.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Boll….is what I call it…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Here comes Walter…Spare us your ghastly bladder problems and get on with hawking tat. Oh no…its the £10 vacuum again…Just going to aim my hoop…OKAY….RIGHT…OKAY…RIGHT…OKAY…OKAY…OKAY…Ali is going to buy these…She stands between my house and next door, OKAY?

 

[Xennial]

Look at the crap on the table he will be flogging tonight.

 

[postmanpat68]

Look at the crap on the table he will be flogging tonight.

Bring and buy sale
Bric N brac sale

 

[postmanpat68]

Only on this channel can they call a plastic light stunning.

 

[Paul Laver's Wig]

Look at the crap on the table he will be flogging tonight.

Logged on to make that exact comment.

 

[Paul Laver's Wig]

Every product is 'Stunning. Absolutely stunning' accordingly to our Pete.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

That studio looks like a tart’s boudoir…

 

[Jazzydrury]

I’m guessing this is meant to be a Valentine’s Day present event, your partner would probably leave you