Random musings and general banter.

[Gooner1963]

He hasn't got an effing clue about that iron

 

[Jazzydrury]

Could they have found a iron board cover, which wasn’t full of scold marks

 

[galesgal57]

I don't think polyester creases that much, you can hang it up after washing and it dries without creasing. Demonstrate on some dry creased cotton please.

 

[Gooner1963]

Could they have found a iron board cover, which wasn’t full of scold marks

Looks like they found it in a skip

 

[Duke of Cheese]

That’s no way to speak about Peter.

Has that ironing board cover been used as a working toilet roll by Jacks?

All that hot air coming out of his nozzles…

 

[galesgal57]

Iron £119.99 at B&Q and eBay.

 

[Muttley]

Poor old Peter. He probably thinks he should be presenting Strictly or Blankety Blank or some other big primetime entertainment show. Instead he’s flogging cheap (yet overpriced) coat hangers and hoovering mats in a small studio on a Sunday evening.

He's got no chance, Bradley Walsh gets most of those presenting shows. Pedro needs to get to the back of the queue.

 

[Ali Kamman]

Ah, back to scaremongering about the weather. Always fall back on the classics, eh, Peter?

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

He's got no chance, Bradley Walsh gets most of those presenting shows. Pedro needs to get to the back of the queue.

I saw Mark Gatiss playing Larry Grayson on the Russell T Davis drama about Crossroads with Helena Bonham Carter as Noelle Gordon. I was thinking, Peter Simon would have been hilarious(ly bad) instead

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Iron £119.99 at B&Q and eBay.

It makes you wonder who creates the prices. I can't find it for £149.99 anywhere, so they must have made it up. The iron is also priced at £119.99 on the Hamilton Beach website.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I‘m

I saw Mark Gatiss playing Larry Grayson on the Russell T Davis drama about Crossroads with Helena Bonham Carter as Noelle Gordon. I was thinking, Peter Simon would have been hilarious(ly bad) instead

Just imagining who could have been cast to play the Simon Peters character in a play about a scenery shaking shopping channel. If only Rik Mayall was still here - an older version of Kevin Turvey might have worked…

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Why did I bother tuning in. So far, perfume that used to be in my mum's Grattan catalogue. Now selling socks, that you can buy just about anywhere nowadays, and it looks like torches will be coming up next.

 

[SiRich]

I‘m

Just imagining who could have been cast to play the Simon Peters character in a play about a scenery shaking shopping channel. If only Rik Mayall was still here - an older version of Kevin Turvey might have worked…

Steve Coogan ! The way he played the evil scroate Jimmy Savile was brilliant, with his accent and mannerisms he just had him to a tee.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

I‘m

Just imagining who could have been cast to play the Simon Peters character in a play about a scenery shaking shopping channel. If only Rik Mayall was still here - an older version of Kevin Turvey might have worked…

Adrian Edmondson would also be a good pick

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Well Jezza, at least you got to keep your acting skills up to date with that shower of shitty items you have been selling. Unfortunately, feigning how great the items were fooled nobody.

 

[Herring]

Well Jezza, at least you got to keep your acting skills up to date with that shower of shitty items you have been selling. Unfortunately, feigning how great the items were fooled nobody.

I mean, he was never the world's best actor to start with…

 

[Jazzydrury]

I mean, he was never the world's best actor to start with…

It was more his body

 

[Latearrival]

Why do their dresses look like sacks only you great great aunt Berther mind wear

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

Those boots look absolutely hideous.

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

The task of selling this vacuum cleaner is proving to be a challenging one.