Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Ooh, I'm off to find out if it's the knitted cargo net one, which Pedro sells by telling us how hot and claustrophobic traditional weighted blankets are, or a traditional weighted blanket, which he sells by telling us how ineffective 'those other types' are…

That's the one, looks like it was knitted on a prison ship during the Napoleonic wars. Its verging on criminal to say that it will relieve you of your worries.

 

[Mommabear]

Strato from Plymouth texted in to say he has the weighted blanket over him while strumming the guitar

 

[Keep Going]

Good text read out from Strato....playing his guitar and wearing his weighted blanket

 

[Keep Going]

Ps Pedro just said "if you are like me spending christmas by yourself" he tells us with every item he is selling about how much fans friends and family he has and now on the 25th Dec he will be all by himself!

 

[Mommabear]

Ps Pedro just said "if you are like me spending christmas by yourself" he tells us with every item he is selling about how much fans friends and family he has and now on the 25th Dec he will be all by himself!

Says it every year, should be used to it after all these years

 

[Latearrival]

Weighted shoulder wrap 16.99 from IW
AND
guess who’s selling it cheaper

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Have a Buy…Have a Buy…Julieoo, how many left? 20000? Don‘t tell ‘em…Buy this wonderful lamp film thing with no memory card and take out your existing lights to accommodate it. Go on…Buy 1000, okay?? Light up your lives…

Link to the above via tin can and string with Alfred Hitchcock…Selling Showers?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Is this for real? I get back from the pub and this car crash perfume interview with the perfume man being asked ludicrous questions by Simon. Babs now being quoted as a being a customer.. Is the scent bloke supposed to reveal he makes William Hunt?

 

[Jazzydrury]

they have a expert at last

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He’s just compared the perfume man to Banksy, which he seemed rather uncomfortable with. Please don’t say mischievous again, okay?

 

[Keep Going]

Forgive me.............for that, forgive me for this, forgive me.....Perry, you must forgive me.....forgive me for saying this....forgive me.

Please forgive cough splutter cough splutter....is he ok?? its went silent.......forgive me he is back.

 

[Hammy60]

He says the powerbank will charge all the new devices.,BS

I have a IPhone 14 runs on USBC, AirPods USBC, New Tablet I’m getting at Christmas USBC

He is making out Lightening is the new thing

He also said it will charge your smartphone up to 5 times.

Which is a load of bullshit, the only Iphones it can fully charge just ONCE are Iphone 8 or older, it doesn't have the power to fully charge the newer Iphones and hasn't a hope in hell of fully charging any of the Ipads, Ipods on the other hand can be fully charged a few times.

 

[Keep Going]

Forgive me the guest is away again.....screen has went blank, forgive me!!!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He is either taking the piss or he is genuinely away with the fairies.

 

[Jazzydrury]

25 minutes more of Peter he said at 6pm he is off till Boxing Day

 

[Keep Going]

"its got sex appeal" Says Pedro.....then cuts to Perry and says I dont want to put you on the spot, but you're now on the spot

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

He just says things that he makes up as he goes along. ‘Hand created’ perfume anyone?

 

[Keep Going]

How on earth do you get money back returns on a perfume? imagine emptying the bottle then on the 12th Jan 24 sending an empty bottle back special delivery for all your money back!! Happy days buyer....

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He does look increasingly ready to retire to me in recent times, and his all over the show patter is littered with grammatical accidents, ludicrous malapropisms and appears relatively fact free overall. Much of what he says at times doesn’t appear to make any sense whatsoever. He worries me.

 

[Jazzydrury]

He does look increasingly ready to retire to me in recent times, and his all over the show patter is littered with grammatical accidents, ludicrous malapropisms and appears relatively fact free overall. Much of what he says at times doesn’t appear to make any sense whatsoever. He worries me.

I think DOC2 has eat a dictionary