Random musings and general banter.

[Hammy60]

One second of that awful South African woman. Just hearing that nag you to death relentlessly wearing voice is too much..

She doesn't come up for breath

Never heard anyone talk some much but actually say nothing of worth, the amount of utter useless drivel she can spout is amazing.

 

[Hammy60]

The pushing of give a child a meal as a buying incentive I find unpalatable. Hope the meal is less so.

For UK kids it's a breakfast, either a bowl of cereal or porridge at their school.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Clearly no beginnings to their generosity.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

I caught the end of one of Joanne's fashion 'shows' and the beginning of Mike Mason's bit the other day. For the fashion they had split screens and overhead shots of the model and clothes and the handbag. As Joanne was putting things in to show they fit. There was a split screen and close up. It looked very good and was in fact USEFUL. Not that I am in the market for a handbag but it covered what you would see if you scrolled over an item on ebay or amazon, , you know how you see the thing from different angles, so you get a decent look at the product. They did the same when Mason was flogging blinged up water bottles. Of course Mason took the piss out of the director, saying you know when he's on because you get all these fancy shots. Instead of taking the piss the person should be commended. Because it seems people there can't be arsed to try anything and if you do you get mocked. But for those segments it actually looked professional. Despite the actual products looking like a Wish purchase.

 

[Keep Going]

Here we go, its going to be a choppy sailing, everyone ready to join the good ship St Pedro Mason of Simone....

Lee from Ventnor are you on board?

(what could possibly going right?)

 

[Paul Laver's Wig]

A made up story about a fictional person called Barbara and her experience with a weighted blanket.

Quite the story that from Pete.

 

[Keep Going]

He is now under a misty knit weighted blanket like a corpse in a cheap suit!

Totally bizarre! strange doesnt even come close....Lee have you've got to check out yet! thats Lee in Ventnor....

 

[galesgal57]

Hubby says the blanket looks like it's been knitted on pickaxe handles. Making claims that it can help if you have worries.

 

[Keep Going]

A blanket with holes in it....that will keep you super warm! I've never understood how holes keep the warmth in.

 

[Keep Going]

2 weeks before christmas...its Sunday night...its Canes again, clown show says its the last 80 left!! Nonsense!!!!

 

[Jazzydrury]

Hammy from Aberdeen uses this for promanade walks and beach walks

 

[Hammy60]

Yay, i have a cane for my walks. This Ideal world is costing me a fortune.

 

[Jazzydrury]

The Cane is the number 1 product

Ooh I didn’t realise it was on 3 Flexi Pays, Can’t he read the big red banner at the bottom

No more until Marich LOL, Bet and Christine have ordered

 

[Keep Going]

Huge banner on screen for 2 days non stop EVERYTHING on 3 or 4 flexis.....clown shoes says wow this is on 3 flexis.....just makes him look dafter than ever (probably an on purpose mind)

Has Lee in Ventnor bought a cane yet?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Was watching Simona late last night, she commented while selling something, that she hasn’t got a way of making stories to sell stuff like Peter Simon

 

[Muttley]

The Cane is the number 1 product

Ooh I didn’t realise it was on 3 Flexi Pays, Can’t he read the big red banner at the bottom

No more until Marich LOL, Bet and Christine have ordered

What about John, Paul, George and Ringo, have they ordered? We need to know.

 

[Muttley]

Was watching Simona late last night, she commented while selling something, that she hasn’t got a way of making stories to sell stuff like Peter Simon

She missed the word 'up' in between 'making' and 'stories'.

 

[Muttley]

Dirty Peter just made a reference to the director sucking on a Haribo. Who in their right mind employs this creep?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

A vile pantomime of truth manipulation. The high street version you’d use to relieve yourself in the doorway of, rather than make a purchase from.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Dirty Peter just made a reference to the director sucking on a Haribo. Who in their right mind employs this creep?

He turns my stomachs.