Random musings and general banter.

[Deleted member 21838]

Right. Probably another Duke of Cheese There’s loads of them!!

 

[Jazzydrury]

ooh it’s the pillows, currently 2 presenters

 

[Latearrival]

H2O now
TJC were selling sets of two this morning and now we have this single bundle on here, makes you wonder how many the have and how hard they are to sell

 

[Hammy60]

Came back from my morning walk, turned on Ideal and Shona was reading out a text from none other than 'Hammy from Aberdeen' who apparently wears his recently bought Fleece Sherpa on coastal walks. Perhaps they should consider paying the real Hammy a royalty every time they use his name.

Surreal isn't it, or maybe one of the shysters at IW has a sense of humour.

IW's texter, who according to their texts is named Hammy, lives in Aberdeen and does coastal walks.

Forum member, who's only goes by Hammy on the forum, has posted he lives in Aberdeen and does coastal walks (even posted pic back in the summer).

PS

Forum hammy doesn't own a fleece sherpa, wouldn't be seen dead in one of those things.

 

[User 23988]

Right. Probably another Duke of Cheese There’s loads of them!!

I think someone is reading this thread please use Albert Steptoe as we know all you employees on IW are just out of school

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Two possibilities- they either love the content, are finding it hilarious and want to give a coded sign of their approval. Or they hate it, and want us know they can take the rise in return. Either way, if it were me working there, I’d be too busy trying to find interesting products to sell and researching them so the presenters can give the viewers an informed choice to buy or not. Rather than cribbing user names to use as pretend buyers..

 

[Herring]

I need to change my username to something more subtle so I can get my name on selly telly too!

Shyster69?
AnorakKisser?
Brenda McGullible?
Juan Kerr?

If people text in with names like Emma Royd and get read out/not clocked, one of those should be a goodun'

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Rip Zemov
Tel Zhemanyzing.
Garmon Streekey

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Hugh Mustin-Shawzis

 

[Herring]

Sad to hear Mike's not well. Do hope his chest infection wasn't caused by huffing in all that Gammon…

 

[Deleted member 21838]

They don’t use Simon Peters for some reason.

 

[Latearrival]

The long hoody blanket is now on TJC for 19.99
two channels selling it and it still hasnt sold out
it does start to look as if they bought thousands
its only been on air for 5 minutes and they have already sold 140

 

[Deleted member 21838]

And this plastic cheese maker…Well done to the Duke of Cheese..This Wacky Races game..Congratulations to Muttley…This Ham Sandwich Maker…Another buy for Hammy in Aberdeen..

 

[galesgal57]

Natalia been on for ages flogging some facial wand for 599.99, saying all the creams and lotions won't do what this device does. And yet, she's obviously had work done. I just can't watch her, I find her so affected and false.

 

[Kit10]

Natalia been on for ages flogging some facial wand for 599.99, saying all the creams and lotions won't do what this device does. And yet, she's obviously had work done. I just can't watch her, I find her so affected and false.

I so agree. I find her girly antics and fishing for compliments extremely irritating. I remember her when she was the BA on QVC for Revitalash and she was a pleasure to watch. Her lips have definitely changed shape and there is much more hard sell.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Two possibilities- they either love the content, are finding it hilarious and want to give a coded sign of their approval. Or they hate it, and want us know they can take the rise in return. Either way, if it were me working there, I’d be too busy trying to find interesting products to sell and researching them so the presenters can give the viewers an informed choice to buy or not. Rather than cribbing user names to use as pretend buyers..

you would be very surprised

 

[Deleted member 21838]

I never fail to be surprised watching it

 

[SiRich]

adjectives are in force out again from Walter Wally.......

'It's just exquisiste' 'all the hardware is so magnificent'. 'you are gonna be proud to own this'. 'it is exquisite' it is one of the most exquisite bags I have brought to air this year'.

Pedro - please get a new dictionary and Shut The F Up, for the love of god.

 

[Kit10]

Is he back with those bliddy bags again? And what is ‘Santine’ ? Does he mean Satin? Idiot. Anyway not to worry, they have all the colours available on TJC.

 

[Keep Going]

Is he back with those bliddy bags again? And what is ‘Santine’ ? Does he mean Satin? Idiot. Anyway not to worry, they have all the colours available on TJC.

Better watch out Kit10 you will be the next "texter" getting a mention......"Kit has bought all 5 of the bags"