Random musings and general banter.

[postmanpat68]

Camera focusing on a half empty bottle of the Gammon what a shoddy bunch of t@ssers

Also the supposed atomiser is not on correctly and now called Mon.

 

[postmanpat68]

He wants to go and work for them. Bye then, close the door on your way out.

All he has to do is call Nivea as they own it.

 

[Kit10]

Whatever age, whatever genre?????

 

[Keep Going]

Has the clear bottle taken the lead yet??? or has the black bottle overtaken the clear bottle?? Is Ronald in yet?? has it went from 30 to 29 to 22 to 33 to 41 to 11 to 6 yet? will it never been seen again?? Is it on the home insurance yet??

I aint even watching yet I could play the part....Right listen to me.....

 

[postmanpat68]

Tell me PS how can a scent be intuitive ??????

 

[galesgal57]

It's smacking of desperation now, nobody wants them Peter, just like they didn't countless times last week, and the week before.

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

Looking at the descriptions on the notes it looks as if whoever wrote it speaks English as a second language because nobody English would describe anything like this.It doesn't read well.

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

He's just said Caroline Aherne again lol.

 

[Mommabear]

He's just said Caroline Aherne again lol.

Of all the awards he reckons he has, surely BIGGEST IDIOT is one of them?

 

[Keep Going]

Merry Christmas....this has got to be one of my highlights in the run up to christmas.....yeah its a high bar thats been set by IW mk3 Pedro....

People will ask you about this....yeah....like a bad smell you cant get rid off!!!

 

[Mommabear]

He'll be getting his box of old Christmas cards out soon and selecting a few to clutch in his hand thanking all his fans for sending them in

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

I noticed that they're advertising another Ham related perfume and it's called,lol, Eau de Performance. I'm being serious btw.

 

[Latearrival]

He’s so passionate about this he says
meaning =
please buy this god awful gammon, please, I’m desperate I could be unemployed soon if things carry on going the way they currently are sales wise.

 

[Keep Going]

Not only Vitamin C E and Mikey...Not only American Mikey....Not only 5 Flexee's....Not only....are we not selling any of theeese

Its just not only farcially now.

 

[galesgal57]

Not only Vitamin C E and Mikey...Not only American Mikey....Not only 5 Flexee's....Not only....are we not selling any of theeese

Its just not only farcially now.

I'll stick to Nivea

 

[Price Plunge]

Simon Peters on now selling a cheap 5-head electric shaver with accessories. Don't know about this particular shaver but the cheap Chinese shaver I bought from Amazon 5 years ago had loads of 5-star reviews but the one thing the reviews DIDN'T tell you was that after three months the battery wouldn't hold a charge because they fitted a cheap battery to keep the price down. Plus because it's a 'beauty' product Amazon doesn't accept returns (don't know about Ideal World but guessing it's exactly the same if used).

Always best to buy a good quality brand of electric shaver.

 

[Mommabear]

He's just said not only an incredible sh1t..err shave

Then he thanks someone for texting in kind words

 

[Latearrival]

Oddly I can’t find this shaver on the beautech web site

beautech

www.beautech.co

 

[Keep Going]

Poor guy is now shaving his hands!! to sell an item at £39.99

Hope he puts the lights out when he leaves......Donald....Miriam....Jen....Rahim....Freephone...wen....dy...web....terrific....barbara....harp music.

 

[Latearrival]

Oh fffffffff sake
they were 79.99
WHEN
in his dreams maybe