Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

I've been on holiday and missed the Gammon presentations but I did read about it on here. What next, Pigs Trotters Eau de Cologne?

Don't know who this twit is on now but he's talking about people approaching you when you're out and about saying you smell nice. I prefer strangers not to get that close

 

[Herring]

I love that Mike goes out of his way to pronounce it as Gammón, all French-style, whereas everyone calls it plain ol' butchers gammon.

 

[Keep Going]

I love that Mike goes out of his way to pronounce it as Gammón, all French-style, whereas everyone calls it plain ol' butchers gammon.

Then Pedro Simone simply says it like it is(nt) he has the gam....Richard......Florence........Oliver..........Hunt........mon........27 .........left........r'Bet........smell that.....anorak.........cane anyone?? right.....eh right....we were just staying William Gammon.........

IW mk3 maybe the shortest IW yet.....

 

[galesgal57]

Last night Pedro was selling the Homedics massager, and was making sure we knew it was cheaper than Amazon were selling it for (makes a change). Now they are selling a similar gadget for £39.99. The Homedics one was over £100.

 

[Kit10]

I really don’t understand why this channel seemed a good idea by TJC, and it’s not really not any better than went it started. It’s the same products day after day, unprofessional presentations, products that have all aired on TJC - some even today - VT clips are all from TJC (even the William Hunt ad has Anshu in it!!!!). And for no reason that I can think of is that they never refer to TJC at all. Do they really think that customers don’t channel surf? Or have purchased items from TJC? Confused.

 

[Keep Going]

Right.....eh ok not comparing.....get yout phone in your hand.........Bet.........quilt....eh right.......it could be but its not....we were saying this is worth £1399.99 get it for £5.99 first of 5 .........right.........f.........phil.....le.....Doris....x.....as I was saying, i'm not comparing ere we go with 4 hours of steaming bull

I tell it like it is(nt) me. Where does he get his energy from?? Right

 

[galesgal57]

Right.....eh ok not comparing.....get yout phone in your hand.........Bet.........quilt....eh right.......it could be but its not....we were saying this is worth £1399.99 get it for £5.99 first of 5 .........right.........f.........phil.....le.....Doris....x.....as I was saying, i'm not comparing ere we go with 4 hours of steaming bull

I tell it like it is(nt) me. Where does he get his energy from?? Right

Wonder if they've had some complaints, because he said at least 5 times we are not doing a direct price comparison.

 

[galesgal57]

Wonder if they've had some complaints, because he said at least 5 times we are not doing a direct price comparison.

Is it 600 grams per square metre, or per square inch, because he's said both.

 

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Is it 600 grams per square metre, or per square inch, because he's said both.

Problem is....He says that much it really must be impossible for him to remember what he has said.

Mind I tell it like it is(nt) me

 

[Herring]

I really don’t understand why this channel seemed a good idea by TJC, and it’s not really not any better than went it started. It’s the same products day after day, unprofessional presentations, products that have all aired on TJC - some even today - VT clips are all from TJC (even the William Hunt ad has Anshu in it!!!!). And for no reason that I can think of is that they never refer to TJC at all. Do they really think that customers don’t channel surf? Or have purchased items from TJC? Confused.

It's literal just TJC 2.0 - same playbook. Buy it cheap (from China), buy it in bulk, flog it to death, turn a profit.

I'm bemused people are expecting a major change once the new studios and cameras are in use.

Cos if flogging 3 months of low-rent AliExpress products was an intentional business strategy, so they can keep the "good products" back for the new studio, it's backfired. Just look at the Facebook comments. Every time a walking stick/dash cam/overpriced Poundland toy appears it damages IW's reputation massively.

If they've got quality products waiting in the wings for the new studio, they need to be selling them NOW to try and turn around the perception that IW is the home of crap tat.

More likely, this crap tat is the business now. It'll be the walking stick in HD, in a larger studio, with more room for Pedro to shuffle around feigning a limp as he tells us it's check out or miss out…

 

[Keep Going]

It's literal just TJC 2.0 - same playbook. Buy it cheap (from China), buy it in bulk, flog it to death, turn a profit.

I'm bemused people are expecting a major change once the new studios and cameras are in use.

Cos if flogging 3 months of low-rent AliExpress products was an intentional business strategy, so they can keep the "good products" back for the new studio, it's backfired. Just look at the Facebook comments. Every time a walking stick/dash cam/overpriced Poundland toy appears it damages IW's reputation massively.

If they've got quality products waiting in the wings for the new studio, they need to be selling them NOW to try and turn around the perception that IW is the home of crap tat.

More likely, this crap tat is the business now. It'll be the walking stick in HD, in a larger studio, with more room for Pedro to shuffle around feigning a limp as he tells us it's check out or miss out…

Will we see a new studio? Will we see new cameras? Will we see past 14/01/24 with IW mk3?

 

[galesgal57]

Will we see a new studio? Will we see new cameras? Will we see past 14/01/24 with IW mk3?

I'll believe it when I see it, how can they exist peddling market stall tat?

 

[galesgal57]

Gammon next, he's pronouncing it the French way like old barra boi. And he said he bought it a week ago, yet on Friday he said he wanted to order it, lying tw*t.

 

[galesgal57]

Gammon next, he's pronouncing it the French way like old barra boi. And he said he bought it a week ago, yet on Friday he said he wanted to order it, lying tw*t.

Dior, Armani, Caroline Aherne? Didn't know Mrs Merton did her own fragrance. Think he means Herrera.

 

[Gooner1963]

Camera focusing on a half empty bottle of the Gammon what a shoddy bunch of t@ssers

 

[SiRich]

I just heard that.....Caroline Aherne. Brilliant.

He surely was meant to say Carolina Herrera.

Pretty sure the Gammon website is in Germany , probably explains why its called Gammon, I don't think it has a translation into German.

Never heard so much crap in all my life, shame on you IW peddling this utter twaddle.

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

What on earth is he on about?Continuous stream of complete nonsense.

 

[galesgal57]

I shouldn't be watching, but I find that I'm waiting to see what twaddle he comes out with next.

 

[postmanpat68]

Pete you ****, you still cannot mention it's £11.99 x 5 payments.

 

[galesgal57]

I shouldn't be watching, but I find that I'm waiting to see what twaddle he comes out with next.

He wants to go and work for them. Bye then, close the door on your way out.