Random musings and general banter.

[Hammy60]

According to the schedules Emma is back presenting at 10

She's moonlighting as a pretendy expert just now back to her main job at 10pm, wonder if she's being paid by Resultco instead of TJC during this show.

 

[Hammy60]

Take your pick with the watch bullshit it is Gammages over on TJC.

As bad as Heritor is, Gamages is even worse.

 

[Hammy60]

Oh the kitchen thing is tomorrow.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

It's a black plastic tube of scent. Mrs. Mills gently tickling the ivories on a loop. Looks like what I was asked to provide a sample into today. Go!!! No...**** off..

Gammon? Bacon??

 

[Hammy60]

It's a black plastic tube of scent.

Does that mean no more William Hunt for Mike?

 

[galesgal57]

Gammon fragrance, what a seductive name, black guitar, black drum, black sax, black bin bag.

 

[SiRich]

'Bite my hand off now' - errr how's about a no!

Producer - Mike Mike Mike! You is king! look super super excited for this bottle of witches piss , extra £10 bonus tonight kidda, happy days

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Black Sacks? If only I'd kept mine? But they got collected on Tuesday... Gammon? Bin bags? This is a joke, right?

 

[SiRich]

I swear I heard him say 'con-cofony', yup certainly is a con Mike

 

[SiRich]

The smell in a calcutter second hand slipper shop would be more upmarket than this scent

 

[Jazzydrury]

What is the music about

 

[Deleted member 21838]

We reveal the black sacks.. An old chicken carcass, some egg shells…Somebody from the gallery has just texted in to tell him it IS available elsewhere. £2500 on the Gammon and Eggs website. Unbelievable..

 

[Deleted member 21838]

What is the music about

About £1.99 from Our Price Bargain Bucket..

I’m a very gifted man…A music whisperer. An arpeggio of descriptions… No ego??

Bb - Not BB…Bflat.

 

[Jazzydrury]

About £1.99 from Our Price Bargain Bucket..

I’m a very gifted man…A music whisperer. An arpeggio of descriptions… No ego??

Our Price that’s going back a bit

 

[galesgal57]

About £1.99 from Our Price Bargain Bucket..

I’m a very gifted man…A music whisperer. An arpeggio of descriptions… No ego??

Bb - Not BB…Bflat.

They were flogging this on TJC a few days ago.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

The frightening thing is he probably does believe he is some sort of musical second coming.. The B-flat king…

 

[Herring]

Someone emailed in to say they’ve seen this Gammon men’s fragrance set (that IW has been trying to get for 3 years according to Mike) on sale for over €2000 plus p&p… and Mike reads it out on air like it’s fact.

Let’s be honest. This clearly is not that great a fragrance if it’s being sold on a shopping TV channel.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

I am a conduit of information. A cacophony of generalisations…A serendipity of talents rolled into a smorgasbord of endeavours..

If you can’t validate a pricing claim, then don’t read it out on air and then say you can’t validate it. DON’T read it.. Sewing seeds again and again….

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Gammon Jointey. Can they donate this as a meal to a child?

 

[SiRich]

Gammon Jointey. Can they donate this as a meal to a child?

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