Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

Those Glasses are cheap

 

[Jazzydrury]

Dr Lobitoff stuck a needle up Peters backside last week, Do we really need to hear that, it’s Half Term this week kiddies could be watching

 

[Jazzydrury]

I texted him, he said can you text back

 

[Jazzydrury]

I need help

 

[user 17461]

Shona is taking a week off. To film a drama series

For CBeebies?

 

[user 17461]

I did a double take when he said that. I always assumed he "bowled from the pavilion end"

Nah, he likes to imply that with his Larry Graysonesque act, but there have been rumours about him for years

I used to work with someone who started off working in McDonalds, where Dirty Peter had a gig visiting various branches as Ronald McDonald. He was apparently infamous for his out of office hours shenanigans with female staff members

 

[Jazzydrury]

For CBeebies?

Dont know

Thanks for saving me, Peter was asking if people had both jabs together, I texted in to say I had, then he said Em text me back to tell me about sideaffects, dumb me texted back and said a sore arm, he then banged on about it

My name is Emma, haven’t been called Em since I was about 10

 

[Jazzydrury]

Hes going to let us know Friday evening, If he has both jabs

It would have been a 2 minute story, If I hadn’t texted

 

[Keep Going]

Pedro is holding up these throws like he is a colour blind matador

 

[Jazzydrury]

Just glad he’s stopped talking about flu jabs

 

[Jazzydrury]

Just glad he’s stopped talking about flu jabs

Which was all down to me, he asked a question, and I texted not thinking

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Nah, he likes to imply that with his Larry Graysonesque act, but there have been rumours about him for years

I used to work with someone who started off working in McDonalds, where Dirty Peter had a gig visiting various branches as Ronald McDonald. He was apparently infamous for his out of office hours shenanigans with female staff members

He has always struck me as about as gay as Duncan Norvelle wasn't outside of his (Simon 's) ridiculous 1970s' camp Grayson esque utterings.You can imagine him going home to his wife after an evening of affected tat selling and saying, in a gruff northern voice - Thank God I'm Not Doing That Bloody Shopping Character Act Again, Love. Now get dinner ont table and find me slippers and pipe...What were football results, Love?

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s the umbrella again

 

[Deleted member 21838]

He should be made to eat it, live on air...

 

[Jazzydrury]

Shall I text him and ask him, and put love from Emma

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Can you text him and ask him about Junior Showtime?

 

[Jazzydrury]

He saif

Can you text him and ask him about Junior Showtime?

duke he was saying earlier he has 2 years left in the industry, then he will write a book about his life

 

[Herring]

He saif

duke he was saying earlier he has 2 years left in the industry, then he will write a book about his life

Let’s hope he can finish a sentence in that

 

[Deleted member 21838]

10 years in Parkhurst for crimes against good taste TV..

 

[Deleted member 21838]

He saif

duke he was saying earlier he has 2 years left in the industry, then he will write a book about his life

I’ll pick that one up in the PDSA a couple of weeks post-release..