I liked the line "Kim & Co sell cardigans in 3 million shades of f***ing brown"! On a serious note, my brother is a hoarder, or as he says a "collector" of records (tens of thousands piled up to the ceiling). Tons of CDs, DVDs, mostly vinyl records none worth anything and if they were he would never sell. Yet he only ever has one pair of shoes, usually end up with holes in them and he won't replace them for months. He does work, albeit on minimum wage but works an extra hour or two most days. He eats very poorly, mostly whatever is yellow stickered at the end of the day in the shops. I've bailed him out in the past when he's desperately needed something but the buying continues so the bank is closed. I've suggested he save a few pounds a week in a tin for emergencies but he says he can't afford to! He mainly buys 7" and 12" vinyl records and gets at least 5 parcels a week. A lot of the stuff is cheap but he spends all his money buying crap and not on "real life" stuff.
I liked the line "Kim & Co sell cardigans in 3 million shades of f***ing brown"! On a serious note, my brother is a hoarder, or as he says a "collector" of records (tens of thousands piled up to the ceiling). Tons of CDs, DVDs, mostly vinyl records none worth anything and if they were he would never sell. Yet he only ever has one pair of shoes, usually end up with holes in them and he won't replace them for months. He does work, albeit on minimum wage but works an extra hour or two most days. He eats very poorly, mostly whatever is yellow stickered at the end of the day in the shops. I've bailed him out in the past when he's desperately needed something but the buying continues so the bank is closed. I've suggested he save a few pounds a week in a tin for emergencies but he says he can't afford to! He mainly buys 7" and 12" vinyl records and gets at least 5 parcels a week. A lot of the stuff is cheap but he spends all his money buying crap and not on "real life" stuff.
I thought that was nasty. Telling your mother that, she said she bought, as it made her skin feel smooth and soft. No, skin care will help you as you has troughs like the Pennines. She bought Nails Inc and Leighton Denny to make her nails pretty, but he ******* at about that.
Hopefully he speaks to her more kindly than he speaks about her. It's all for comic effect, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Could've been a lot funnier in different hands, however, he made some very valid points for certain!
Yes I’ve seen fancy glassware in Poundland too! I’ve come to the conclusion that Hyacinth is addicted to opening boxes!
They'll be fetching out all their old purchases from every nook, cranny and orifice - Hyacinth will probably pay her old man to dress up as a postman and stick something through her letterbox every day!
Oooh-errr matron!!
This will bring Lola out of hibernation for sure, even though she appears to have reached her tipping point. I reckon Shirley V will bag a few more pieces, and I doubt Hyacinth will be able to resist! Now Erika hasn't appeared to go down the Lola Rose route so far, which surprises me. Let's see - I reckon there'll be a lot of LR videos coming to a Qurio near you very soon!
