When I was a teenager I worked somewhere where one of the clients was called Mrs. St. John; she was an intensely irritating, snobby old c*w, who thought she was better than everyone else & had an automatic right to barge her way to the front of any queue!
I knew perfectly well her name was pronounced 'Sinjin' but whenever she came in I would purposely 'forget' & call her 'Mrs. Saint John', (usually loudly & to the delight & amusement of anyone else within earshot!), just to wind her up!
Petty I know but it always made her visits marginally more tolerable!
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