Presenters Ode

[Loveinamist]

This is a list of presenters
Yes, they have their dissenters
But let’s be forgiving
And all join in wishing
Them all the best in these lean times
Each has their favourite line
So with whom shall I start?
My observations to impart
Alphabetically I think
I want to include the kitchen sink
So here we go
No guests in tow
We’ll start with Ballantyne
With DIY he’s mighty fine
Then there’s Biagi
Him and Heywood like gadgetry
And Bibby and Brook
Doing craft, can’t they cook?
Ah, now there’s Campbell
About who many a thread written, if woven he’ll sample
Next there is holiday Dawson
With a Cooks Essentials saucepan
And Miss Flint
She’s on her second QVC stint
Franklin, he likes the TV’s HD ready that he’s samplin’
Franks, I'll let you fill in the blanks
Gordon likes to get her hair done
Green(wood) and Blacks
(She knows a secret stash)
Maternity leave Griffiths and Sylvester
Each a happy nester
Halliday, what more can you say
Can’t get up before mid-day
Huntley, she loves her craft and Lulu G
Keenan also likes her gadgetry
Roberts, Pilates Queen, in action must be seen
Rowe likes his NN and Yankies, we know
And Sutton, she likes to put on the true QVC girly show
Lastly Taylor, looking fab, but words sometimes fail her
So could we do better, I'm not sure
A frightening place, the studio floor
With cup in one hand
And phone in the other
I hope what I'm viewing is worth the bother :call::thinking:

 

[glitterbug]

Alison Young
Is my favourite one!

 

[Swankypants]

Anthony Heywood?
Hey-hey I would!

[Sorry that's a bit smutty
I'm off for a butty...]

 

[Mrs James]

Richard 'the gnome' Jackson
A Charlie Dimmock with slacks on

Jenniefer 'Seaview Moon' Kirk
glittery service with a smirk

Jenny quackety quack quack quack
(allegedly) high on EEEs and Smack

Kaena 'mother's daughter' Kirk
burnout velvet with a smirk

Michaela 'true to life sniff test'
someone tell her...Darls are BEST!

Alexis 'guest room chic' blab
I've always found Cif and a scourer fab!

and Snoozy Adams 'every thread counts'
eyeing up Anthony, ready to pounce!!

 

[Loveinamist]

Alison Young
Is my favourite one!

But you better stay right out the sun! :wait:

 

[sue54]

Tova dear Tova as glam as can be.
Shame that her perfume smells like pee:grin:

 

[madaunty]

Jill Franks
P**s off,
Thanks,

 

[RedRose]

My QVC Presenter Wishlist

I want hair
Like Claire

But hipper
Like Pipa

And Julia's arms
Would cause me no alarms
(Now she keeps off the Smarties
And does more Pilates)

I might well change place
And have Kathy's sweet face

Be serene like Ms Huntley
Who loves life, put bluntly.

Not ten pairs of Spanx
Could trim me like Jill Franks

I'm a big fan of Anne
I've discovered her plan:
Each time Ali says Literally
She flies off to Italy