Peter Simon Stock Phrases - please feel free to add

[galesgal57]

Even if you don't want it, just buy it.

 

[Ant7t]

Even if you don't want it, just buy it.

No. Seriously, if that is one of his stock phrases, talk about annoying. In case you don't know, I don't really watch him. Because when I have, Oyyy. (Don't mind me, just listening to Jewish singing, and on wine). But seriously, I watch enough Shopping Telly to know 'of' the presenters, and who I like: or should that be who I can tolerate more? And he is not one of them. And, to give them all benefit of the doubt, I do try to watch them, when I watch them, but not always successfully.

 

[Gift Horse]

"You know me, I tell it like it is.......(followed by a humongous, great lie)....."

 

[Gift Horse]

"I don't know about you but if there's one thing I hate then it's the cold. So this fantastic ceramic heater....."

However, 6 months earlier....

"I don't know about you but if there's one thing I hate then it's the heat. So this fantastic electric fan....."

 

[galesgal57]

This is first layer leathers ( whatever that is)

 

[Jason]

"We've had an afternoon of it"

 

[PeterSnaggletooth]

“It’s a clearance early bird Black Friday deal”
“You will ADORE these, terrific buy”
“They must have made a mistake with this”
“Wait until you see this price point… 3, 2, 1”

 

[Gift Horse]

"Ok...right...Ok....right....get ready....3-2-1.....only a grand on 5 flexis....these are flying out....so don't even think about it....just get it while we've still got it."

 

[Gift Horse]

"Every man should have a gold (plated) watch....this with your Chinos and your polo shirt....."

 

[Duke of Cheese]

His most telling one (caught when he thought he was off-mic) during a break, was: “I’ll go to Hell, me.” Draw your own conclusions on the context.

 

[historymystery]

His most telling one (caught when he thought he was off-mic) during a break, was: “I’ll go to Hell, me.” Draw your own conclusions on the context.

As long as he takes the IW radiators, the watches and the painting- by-numbers pictures with him when he goes.

 

[Herring]

His most telling one (caught when he thought he was off-mic) during a break, was: “I’ll go to Hell, me.” Draw your own conclusions on the context.

And his other classic hot mic from a month or two later (got the video somewhere) after flogging a bag: "How many? No. I knew that bag wouldn't sell... They're sick of seeing them, I reckon".

Having just spent 40 minutes shouting at viewers about the bag using classic lines from this thread such as "these are going to sell out; they're the number one item; you must go to the phones; Muriel, Jane, bob, Timmy, and George are in; this price is a mistake, alright; not only for lipsticks and purse, not only of tissues, and—"…

 

[Samki]

And his other classic hot mic from a month or two later (got the video somewhere) after flogging a bag: "How many? No. I knew that bag wouldn't sell... They're sick of seeing them, I reckon".

Having just spent 40 minutes shouting at viewers about the bag using classic lines from this thread such as "these are going to sell out; they're the number one item; you must go to the phones; Muriel, Jane, bob, Timmy, and George are in; this price is a mistake, alright; not only for lipsticks and purse, not only of tissues, and—"…

I remember that too

 

[Duke of Cheese]

What was the other one he said off-mic in my head? “These fuc….aren’t multi-buying these woollen buckets at all, Charley, are they?” “I don’t need this, Charley….” “ I’m an award winning BBC presenter who is struggling to shift a £9.99 leatherette imitation scrotal sac in a Photo-Me Booth inside a warehouse in Neasden….” Or something like that…

 

[Jason]

What was the other one he said off-mic in my head? “These fuc….aren’t multi-buying these woollen buckets at all, Charley, are they?” “I don’t need this, Charley….” “ I’m an award winning BBC presenter who is struggling to shift a £9.99 leatherette imitation scrotal sac in a Photo-Me Booth inside a warehouse in Neasden….” Or something like that…

Are we allowed to mention the outburst that got him a few days holiday in 2017/2018? It used to be on an article on Peterborough Today but it's not any more.

 

[Herring]

Are we allowed to mention the outburst that got him a few days holiday in 2017/2018? It used to be on an article on Peterborough Today but it's not any more.

Ah, yes (this article).

"Mr Simon is seen getting angry with what appears to be a technical glitch, before stating: “Unless you’re Polish or you’re from Latvian countries and you just shouldn’t be here...”

He, naturally, apologised for his "stupid and ill-judged comments". IW suspended him for a bit, but he was back on air faster than Duchump watches.

Just waiting for him to apologise for all the other "stupid and ill-judged comments" he makes on a daily basis…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The footage was quite a watch. Certainly one of the best watches they have ever had on that channel. Good luck in ever finding it again.

 

[Craftalot]

He has an annoying habit of using 'not only' as a conjunction - there's never a 'but...' to finish off the 'not only' part. For example:

Not only does this bit of tat *cure cancer/make your richer/allow you to achieve nirvana* it's amazing this, just buy it, on four flexis, it's amazing... but