Peter Simon Stock Phrases - please feel free to add

[Jason]

"Not only"

 

[Gift Horse]

"So get excited....and when you get this home...smile...just smile.....because you've just got yourself a .... Dunlop Shaver."

 

[PeterSnaggletooth]

“This place is alive.”
“Well done if you got that.”
“This is the best [insert item] we’ve ever brought to air…”
“Bang my back door, kiss me anorak, tickle the ivories.”
*smoker’s cough interlude*
“I’ve had a day of it. I went to see Dr Lobitoff…”
“I’ve got a clearout buy, this is a price to clear! Don’t miss this!”
“Right.”

 

[HughTwo]

"terrific buying"

 

[galesgal57]

As I say. You count how many times he says it.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Ooh I’ve got Stains on my Sherpa

 

[Gift Horse]

"Go on, treat yourself.... that's exactly why you all tune into Ideal World on Freeview Channel 51......absolute corker of a deal."

"Bob, Jenny, Mungo, Jerry..... Muriel's in......John, Paul, George, Ringo......Well done to you all....what a great buy."

 

[Jason]

"What a day we've had"

 

[Paul Laver's Wig]

We're coming to the busiest part of the show

Not only because

Buy two

Just buy it

Just look at that, isn't it stunning. Have you ever seen anything like it. It's extraordinary.

Buy three

There's several of you online

'ave a buy

3, 2, 1 go. Buy buy buy

WHAT! No..

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Do you know who I was?

 

[Gift Horse]

"This watch is worth 1800 pound of anybody's money....wow! the collectors are coming in for it now...they're all over it like a rash...so you're gonna have to be quick if you want to get it."

 

[Gift Horse]

"This Emu Balm will cure back ache, knee ache, migraines, lumbago, arthritis,.......measles, German measles, acne, vertigo.....malaria, gonorrhoea, polio, heart murmurs, typhoid......cancer, Covid 19, obesity, yellow fever, syphilis, etc..........individual results may vary."

 

[historymystery]

"This Emu Balm will cure back ache, knee ache, migraines, lumbago, arthritis,.......measles, German measles, acne, vertigo.....malaria, gonorrhoea, polio, heart murmurs, typhoid......cancer, Covid 19, obesity, yellow fever, syphilis, etc..........individual results may vary."

If the NHS would only buy Emu Balm from IW, then they could reduce the medical staff salary bill by about three-quarters.