MRS JAMES and all other big ****ed women, take note!!!

[LoopyLoo]

Is this a joke??????


http://www.qvcuk.com/ukqic/qvcapp.aspx/view.2/app.detail/params.item.433129/walk.yah.AACO~U034

 

[BusyLizzie]

Felt left out for a minute but thank goodness I don't NEED it! I think those belonging to you-know-who have travelled so far south now that they'll probably need scaffolding........:cheeky:

 

[Pinkpussycat]

http://forum.shoppingtelly.com/forum/showthread.php?t=26934&highlight=kush

Wonder if Queenie did the test drive....

 

[Artemis]

It's a bit of plastic, for heaven's sake. I can't imagine it would be very comfortable in the heat. I suppose it could be "accidentally" dropped on the head of a snoring husband or used to throw at marauding animals.....* shakes head in disbelief *:taphead:

 

[yazrose]

ok ok stop it I am not well and all this laughing is not helping me!!!!

 

[BusyLizzie]

It's a bit of plastic, for heaven's sake.

Yes, but it is expensive plastic which is a bit more upmarket don't you think...........:wink:

 

[Pinkpussycat]

Felt left out for a minute but thank goodness I don't NEED it!

A cotton wool ball would do for you Busy. :cheeky:

 

[BusyLizzie]

A cotton wool ball would do for you Busy. :cheeky:

More substance than a cotton bud anyway.............:tongue:

 

[yazrose]

Is this a joke??????


http://www.qvcuk.com/ukqic/qvcapp.aspx/view.2/app.detail/params.item.433129/walk.yah.AACO~U034

Ok I have to ask, what the hell were you looking up when you came across this item :wonder: :wonder: :wonder:

 

[Pinkpussycat]

More substance than a cotton bud anyway.............:tongue:

Absolutely...have you had your chesticles augmented now then hon??

 

[LoopyLoo]

Ok I have to ask, what the hell were you looking up when you came across this item :wonder: :wonder: :wonder:

It's under new items in Beauty ... http://www.qvcuk.com/ukqic/qvcapp.aspx/app.nav/params.pricefilter.00000.brandfilter.null.stonefilter.null.specialfilter.0.trymefilter.0.ezpayfilter.0.level.3.class.UKAKBCNR/walk.yah.AACO~U034

 

[ERICS MUM]

What's so bad about having something long, round, hard and pink sitting in my cleavage?

 

[yazrose]

It's under new items in Beauty ... http://www.qvcuk.com/ukqic/qvcapp.aspx/app.nav/params.pricefilter.00000.brandfilter.null.stonefilter.null.specialfilter.0.trymefilter.0.ezpayfilter.0.level.3.class.UKAKBCNR/walk.yah.AACO~U034

mmmmmmmmmmm ok I kinda believe you :blush: lol

 

[yazrose]

What's so bad about having something long, round, hard and pink sitting in my cleavage?

:happy::happy: lol lol lol

 

[Artemis]

What's so bad about having something long, round, hard and pink sitting in my cleavage?

Well.....when you put it like that.............:doh::blush:

 

[Mrs James]

hmmm......Large: suitable only for natural breasted ladies (who are not pregnant or breastfeeding) with a DD-cup or larger and a wide cleavage space

d'ya think that covers my equivalent of Route 66?

 

[yazrose]

hmmm......Large: suitable only for natural breasted ladies (who are not pregnant or breastfeeding) with a DD-cup or larger and a wide cleavage space

d'ya think that covers my equivalent of Route 66?

..........................Nope :devil:

 

[Mrs James]

..........................Nope :devil:

i'll have to continue to tuck then under the mattress then :doh:

 

[BusyLizzie]

Absolutely...have you had your chesticles augmented now then hon??

:mysmilie_503:

For your information I DO NOT WANT big ****s but I have to be honest and say I wouldn't mind a little bit more although I reckon I'm too old for hand rearing now...........:thinking:

Coat's already on...........:wink:

 

[BusyLizzie]

i'll have to continue to tuck then under the mattress then :doh:

It's good to take the weight off your feet..............:cheeky: