Fantastic! You have described the woman to a T! Absolutely brilliant!
The TSV is revolting on so many levels....it's too long, looks scratchy,wouldn't go with anything, as for the colours? Well, apart from the black and maybe the pale vintage peachy colour OMG! That blue is horrendous..fine when used for a t-shirt or swimsuit...but who fgs wants to parade around the high street/workplace looking like a polyester bird of paradise?! The rest of the stuff i've seen so far has been a variation on the "Granny" housecoat only see thru'....ideal for those reader's granny....er I mean wives pages!
That woman really does need hauling into 21st century...get rid of that ridiculous hairstyle...Christ on a bike!.....I've just clocked her black polished talons....reminscent of a late night tv ad...urging desperate old pervs to spend £5 a minute as the nails seductively "dial" on the 70's style telephone! Yup, she's a throwback from an Anne Summers party of yesteryear, and the day I start buying her hideous clothes is the day I check into a clinic!