Lyndsay ...

[historymystery]

A friend always calls people like Dimsy a grinning Jackanape. I think it referred to a monkey automaton that claps with cymbals in his hands.

I suggest they give that monkey automaton a job immediately, and get rid of her.

 

[TheManWithNoName]

Lindsey Carr

"You can put these pens in the inside pocket of your shirt"

Really Lindsey? Can't say I've ever seen a shirt with an inside pocket.........

"These pens usually go to £20 - but today, we're doing them for £10"

They always go for £10 Lindsey!

 

[AndyW]

Lindsey Carr

"You can put these pens in the inside pocket of your shirt"

Really Lindsey? Can't say I've ever seen a shirt with an inside pocket.........

Ooh, imagine a few chest hairs getting trapped in the push mechanism or pocket clip

 

[MrMarple]

I only caught a couple of seconds of her selling the pens but I did hear this little nugget from her

‘They write amazing’

Susie Dent must be quaking in her boots at the moment because Ms Carr is clearly after her job on Countdown.