Look out....

[cathtv]

Look out, Madge Keenan is back on !

Don't mind her, but thought the old tan was pretty dark tonight !

 

[Boris Bear]

Maybe she and Suzy Adams are using the same fake tan.

 

[iamasmall]

i can no longer look at ali K without thinking of beef curtains or touche turtle

 

[loveheart]

i can no longer look at ali K without thinking of beef curtains or touche turtle

I have no idea what you are talking about.:thinking2:

 

[iamasmall]

for you love heart:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVezSULUddI

 

[loveheart]

Thank you iamasmall. Now I understand. Tee Hee.

 

[cathtv]

for you love heart:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVezSULUddI

Thanks iamasmall, its a real 'laugh out loud' moment !

 

[Bexi]

Madge :grin:

 

[Scampdog]

:handshake::clapping::smirk:

 

[VALM]

I thought you all meant Madge Allsop (sp?), Dame Edna's bridesmaid. x

 

[Brissles]

Never mind girls, these soooper skinny birds with ott tans might believe they look terrific now, BUT give 'em all another 10 years, and then see what they will look like. The skin will be wrinkled and leathery - no fat you see to push the lines out - AND AND AND they will look so much older.

Sorry Madge but no amount of Screaming Ali's potions are going to help you; and on another happy note, carry on being soooper skinny at your age and osteoporosis will get yer !!!

 

[Boris Bear]

Never mind girls, these soooper skinny birds with ott tans might believe they look terrific now, BUT give 'em all another 10 years, and then see what they will look like. The skin will be wrinkled and leathery - no fat you see to push the lines out - AND AND AND they will look so much older.

Sorry Madge but no amount of Screaming Ali's potions are going to help you; and on another happy note, carry on being soooper skinny at your age and osteoporosis will get yer !!!

Somebody here once mentioned seing a necklace on QVC that was displayed on a brown leather display bust (sorry probably not the proper name for it) but as the camera pulled back it was actually being worn by AK.

 

[NoMoreSpendsEva]

Never mind girls, these soooper skinny birds with ott tans might believe they look terrific now, BUT give 'em all another 10 years, and then see what they will look like. The skin will be wrinkled and leathery - no fat you see to push the lines out - AND AND AND they will look so much older.

Sorry Madge but no amount of Screaming Ali's potions are going to help you; and on another happy note, carry on being soooper skinny at your age and osteoporosis will get yer !!!

I think that might already have happened to AK:thinking2: :grin: AY should have had a word:cool2:

 

[ERICS MUM]

Super-dark tans, faux or real, have not been on-trend for years. The fashion story has been for the golden sun-kissed look which can be dressed down with a little white tee and birkies or dressed up with a crisp white shirt and linen trousers.

 

[Artemis]

Super-dark tans, faux or real, have not been on-trend for years. The fashion story has been for the golden sun-kissed look which can be dressed down with a little white tee and birkies or dressed up with a crisp white shirt and linen trousers.

* Clutches heart *
You're channeling Glenn aren't you...:thinking2::thinking2:
You nearly had me there for a minute.....

 

[Toadette]

Love Benidorm lol.

Will never be able to watch AK without thinking of Madge now lmao xx

 

[iamasmall]

Love Benidorm lol.

Will never be able to watch AK without thinking of Madge now lmao xx

benidorm, ooooh yeeessss smashing:tongue2:

 

[petpixie]

Madge Keenan LMAO!!!!!!

 

[ERICS MUM]

I thought her bosoms seemed a bit higher than usual - fillers or a new bra ?

The elbow length style is so off-trend this season.


Linda (aka the rhinestone cowboy)

 

[felinewoman]

Never watched Benidorm but it soon clicked!

One thing about Madge, her nails always look good! Wonder what she uses on them.