KElly Hoppen Duvet Set TSV 03/09/14

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Kelly Hoppen Duvet Set
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[Julius]

Boring Kelly Hoppen!

Oh my GOD! Yawn yawn yawn how utterly BORING! £162 for a duvet, yeah that's REALLY good value! NO IT ISN'T I could get 10 duvets from Primark / Asda and they'd all look and feel fine! "Celadon!" What a load of BOLLOCKS! It's just GREY love. Just SAY it!

Whatever happened to Northern Nights and Suzy Adams? I used to like her. She was funny.

 

[DunmowDizzy]

:mysmilie_1:You've just said exactly what we were all thinking, well me anyway!

 

[Craftalot]

Whatever happened to Northern Nights and Suzy Adams? I used to like her. She was funny.

She was funny, mainly due to the fact that you could track her face freezing from the forehead downwards over the years: only the mouth moves now. I love our Suze: the hair got blonder, the clothes tighter and the forehead glassier the more she sold.

 

[Craftalot]

Celadon!" What a load of BOLLOCKS! It's just GREY love. Just SAY it!

I think you'll find that 'Grey' is very much Mayfair Manor Bedding. If you're as important as Queen Hoppen, then it is most definitely Celadon. Plus celadon is a £70 mark-up on grey.

 

[Ellaaa]

She lacks any personality, along with her bedspreads.

 

[Julius]

Coming next....the Kelly Hoppen super deluxe 9 million thread count duvet. Threadbare duvets are a thing of the past with over 9 million threads of pure Egyption cotton interwoven in every inch. Why have silk when you can have cotton? At only £159 for the single and £268 for the double it features a subtle hexagonal honeycomb weave and is available in "Creme Brulée Royale / Navet" (that'll be turnip beige to you and me) and "portcullis" (that'll be rusty grey). And while you're at it, how about a Peony flaaaaahs phalenopsis as the perfect accompaniment. Handmade in Shropshire, the white and blush of the phalenopsis flaaahs will contrast perfectly with your new Hoppen purchase, which is so boring it ****** well needs something to liven it up for God's sake. Featuring a realistic glass vase with faux water it will help to create the impression of an oasis of tranquillity and sophistication to your boudoir. You will particularly appreciate the flaaaaahs when your husband divorces you after he realises just how much you've spent on a piss-dull bedspread. Get yours while stocks last. Tune in for a revealing presentation by Will Gowing at 9pm.

 

[Julius]

Oh and if you're looking for an apartment to put your lovely Kelly Hoppen bedspread in, look no further than this one!

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-39149248.html?premiumA=true

 

[Miss Ellie]

I can't imagine how soft a 9 million thread count duvet cover would feel like.

 

[Bid Up Side Down]

Coming next....the Kelly Hoppen super deluxe 9 million thread count duvet. Threadbare duvets are a thing of the past with over 9 million threads of pure Egyption cotton interwoven in every inch. Why have silk when you can have cotton? At only £159 for the single and £268 for the double it features a subtle hexagonal honeycomb weave and is available in "Creme Brulée Royale / Navet" (that'll be turnip beige to you and me) and "portcullis" (that'll be rusty grey). And while you're at it, how about a Peony flaaaaahs phalenopsis as the perfect accompaniment. Handmade in Shropshire, the white and blush of the phalenopsis flaaahs will contrast perfectly with your new Hoppen purchase, which is so boring it ****** well needs something to liven it up for God's sake. Featuring a realistic glass vase with faux water it will help to create the impression of an oasis of tranquillity and sophistication to your boudoir. You will particularly appreciate the flaaaaahs when your husband divorces you after he realises just how much you've spent on a piss-dull bedspread. Get yours while stocks last. Tune in for a revealing presentation by Will Gowing at 9pm.

..Also available for the 1st time on Easy Pay..