Keeleys Salon - Style, Sophistication and a Meat 'n Tater Pie Please

[BurlyBeaR]

....and I might get a pair of curtains run up while I'm at it.

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[Akimbo]

Does the phrase orby gorby mean anything to anyone outside Yorkshire?

Jude xx

 

[BurlyBeaR]

I'm a yorkie and I've never heard of it!

 

[Bensmum]

It wouldn't entice me to go in there and definitely not the sophisticated spa experience you would expect from Elemis and all the 6 star resorts it's in. It looks like a massage parlour with more on offer than a massage.

 

[minim]

Oh-oh ...

I think I'm going to duck beneath the parapet :sweat:

 

[dottiebird]

I live in Yorkshire and I've never ever heard of orby gorby...what am I missing?

 

[dottiebird]

It looks like a kebab shop!!!!!

 

[donna255]

Seems this salon is one of the highest earning for Elemis.

 

[Gemma1]

I'm a yorkie and I've never heard of it!

Same here. Please enlighten us!

 

[bags]

Oh my word from that picture, it's a shame as it looks like a sunbed/tanning shop or a fish and chip cafe.

 

[Gemma1]

....and I might get a pair of curtains run up while I'm at it.

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Looks very downmarket doesn't it.? Also, what's with the name of the shop(or should I say salon) does she mean "Elle" I wonder? If so, someone should tell her how to spell it correctly.

 

[BurlyBeaR]

The chippy next door advertising Pukka Pies with a mucky looking bin isn't helping

 

[HoodedClaw]

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oooooooh yes: JUST like Champneys, isn't it? I'm not sure I can take THIS much sheer GLAMOUR. :smirk:

When AY atates that Elemis is "high end", she doesn't mess around, does she? :thinking:

 

[Sazza]

I "google mapped" and looked at street view and salon is different colour and didn't look quite so bad but still not enticing.

 

[Pinkpussycat]

Keeley's image and that shop are well matched imho, both are unattractive and unappealing. :down:

 

[Pinkpussycat]

Looks very downmarket doesn't it.? Also, what's with the name of the shop(or should I say salon) does she mean "Elle" I wonder? If so, someone should tell her how to spell it correctly.

It's short for ****** 'ell

 

[BurlyBeaR]

lets take a peek inside at the "treatment rooms" shall we? :nod:

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:grin::grin:

 

[Akimbo]

Maybe it's a family saying (I assumed it's Yorkshire cos all my rellies are, I'm the only red rose in a patch of white). Anyhoo it's a long the lines of tawdry.

Back to Ele Tamworth....I'd rather go to Audrey's and have Kylie do me nails!

Jude xx

 

[Gemma1]

Oh-oh ...

I think I'm going to duck beneath the parapet :sweat:

Me too, minim. Just waiting for the brown stuff to hit the fan! It's creepily quiet on the Western Front.

 

[BurlyBeaR]

Am I right in thinking that Keeleys FB page has disappeared?