Jade Troth is back

[TheManWithNoName]

I'm sick of seeing him this birthday. He's been on more than ever! This has to be the worst birthday event on Gemporia ever. Last years was dull - but this years is far far worse.

It's not just us that are sick of him either. I now know of two different JM members of staff that are as sick of him and his Jadeite as us.

 

[historymystery]

Dave and Jake are going to India next week - so we'll have a few days of peace at least.

I hope they both have a really dodgy curry and have the squits for a month.

No such luck will anyone be rid of them while they're in India - there will be countless film clips of the two of them, telling us how expensive everything is but how they are still buying only the best, we are so lucky that they are bringing back some 'wonderful surprises' for us, yada, yada, yada.

 

[Deasmum]

I'm sick of seeing him this birthday. He's been on more than ever! This has to be the worst birthday event on Gemporia ever. Last years was dull - but this years is far far worse.

It's not just us that are sick of him either. I now know of two different JM members of staff that are as sick of him and his Jadeite as u

Honestly, if this is the best that Gemporia has to offer, then they are really in serious trouble

 

[TheManWithNoName]

Honestly, if this is the best that Gemporia has to offer, then they are really in serious trouble

There's always Ellis to break things up with a good old rendition of 'Hola my chicklinos'. What more could you possible want?

(Hi Ellis!)

 

[Ant7t]

New name for him, well, a variation of this current one. Jade Troth with his Pearly Teeth.

I don't quote myself often, if at all, but I've changed it. Jade Troth and his Pearls of Wisdom

 

[TheManWithNoName]

I don't quote myself often, if at all, but I've changed it. Jade Troth and his Pearls of Wisdom

I can think of many words to describe what comes out of Troth's mouth. 'Pearls of Wisdom' wouldn't be in the top 50

 

[Jojo1]

More bollocks. More crappy etsy rip offs. How is this black MOP from Australia if Tahitian? Or is it white pearl masquerading in grey resin? Whatever. You can get 100% Tahitian MOP bracelet for £99 in Australia. This is all a Birthday flop!

 

[historymystery]

Honestly, if this is the best that Gemporia has to offer, then they are really in serious trouble

What a change from years gone by, when there used to be some good bargains during the birthday shows. Now it's just the same old same old at inflated prices.

 

[Deasmum]

This may be the worst day of Gemporia's birthday event thus far. It's basically Dave Troth with loads of jade and pearls!

 

[Always complaining]

More bollocks. More crappy etsy rip offs. How is this black MOP from Australia if Tahitian? Or is it white pearl masquerading in grey resin? Whatever. You can get 100% Tahitian MOP bracelet for £99 in Australia. This is all a Birthday flop!

Are my eyes deceiving me or is this a bangle made of ? with small bits of mop stuck on. What was the closing price. Looks like something you’d get on a market stall for a few bob. The one on the right is much better.

 

[Ant7t]

More bollocks. More crappy etsy rip offs. How is this black MOP from Australia if Tahitian? Or is it white pearl masquerading in grey resin? Whatever. You can get 100% Tahitian MOP bracelet for £99 in Australia. This is all a Birthday flop!

Have to say this. IF you don't look at the enlarged photo, I was thinking as it's October, that second photo was a set of costume teeth

And, from the little I've seen of the channel with the sole Gem Specialist DT on 23 hours a day 7 days a week, I have been watching Gems TV on and off since 2016 as a purchaser and earlier as a 'watcher', and (I am getting there ) this has to be, so far, the least entertaining 'birthday' month I've seen. That's putting it politely.

 

[TheManWithNoName]

This may be the worst day of Gemporia's birthday event thus far. It's basically Dave Troth with loads of jade and pearls!

Its been grim every day. Dave Troth, Pearl and Jadeite galore.

If the Birthday carries on like this, they'll soon be having Gemporia's funeral.