Jade Troth is back

[TheManWithNoName]

What IS that thing? A fish with a hole in its' middle? A bird? A plane? Superman?......And who is David Harry? Relation of Debbie Harry? What the heck....

I believe it's what many call an 'eyesore'.

 

[TheManWithNoName]

I see that Troff is now going to go on and on about the jade testimonial sent in by a customer that proves that the grading was correct. My thoughts are that just because it’s type A doesn’t automatically make it highly valuable.

Is he STILL banging on about that? It's been weeks now.

Is he still showing the contradictory certificate with it that says "Untreated - other than waxing"? He conveniently missed out the "other than waxing" bit when he describes it as being 'natural'............

 

[Rose de France]

Is he still showing the contradictory certificate with it that says "Untreated - other than waxing"? He conveniently missed out the "other than waxing" bit when he describes it as being 'natural'............

What's more, the certificate says "greenish grey", not "green".

 

[Womanwithnoname]

I believe it's what many call an 'eyesore'.

I spent way too long looking at the THING, wondering what the heck it is.
Thank you TMWNN for the Eureka moment

It is a special edition Bangle called “Eyesore”, two in one, stylish wrist wear with a mighty power to poke your enemies eyes out in case they don’t appreciate your Jade heirloom , eyesore 100% guaranteed

 

[TheManWithNoName]

What's more, the certificate says "greenish grey", not "green".

They're lucky I never issued the certificate. It would have said something completely different to that.........

 

[TheManWithNoName]

I spent way too long looking at the THING, wondering what the heck it is.
Thank you TMWNN for the Eureka moment

It is a special edition Bangle called “Eyesore”, two in one, stylish wrist wear with a mighty power to poke your enemies eyes out in case they don’t appreciate your Jade heirloom , eyesore 100% guaranteed

I've just looked at it again. And it does kind of look like a toilet seat.

 

[Womanwithnoname]

I've just looked at it again. And it does kind of look like a toilet seat.

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I see the resemblance

 

[Womanwithnoname]

Sit at your own peril, David Harry &Со wish you the best experience on your Jade throne

 

[ianrobo111]

does he declare this

 

[ianrobo111]

 

[Womanwithnoname]

And who is David Harry? Relation of Debbie Harry? What the heck....

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

Troffers was reading out something today from a customer and the guy said that they had 160 jade bangles in their family collection, all bought from Gemporia. I don't even understand why anyone would do that apart from believing that they're sitting on a 'potential' fortune. I wonder how they would be valued and I don't mean for replacement value but actual value. I mean these pieces you can find online very cheaply still look fine and are graded as A type.

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

Soz, double downloaded above.

 

[Rose de France]

the guy said that they had 160 jade bangles in their family collection, all bought from Gemporia. I don't even understand why anyone would do that apart from believing that they're sitting on a 'potential' fortune.

My theory is that they have their own shop. It's possible that they live outside the UK, in the country where Gemporia is relatively unknown.

 

[Womanwithnoname]

does he declare this

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Thank you Ian for the link .

It is a truly hilarious website where you can get an extended written version of our Dave’s lectures on his expertise .

In fact you can not buy ANYTHING resembling wearable jewellery at all!
The “fine jewellery “ section takes you to a menu of “neckwear” or “bangles”..

 

[Womanwithnoname]

My theory is that they have their own shop. It's possible that they live outside the UK, in the country where Gemporia is relatively unknown.

I truly love that lateral way of thought , may that be the case .

Speaks volumes about you as a person seeing the best in circumstances and people

 

[TheManWithNoName]

Is he selling the toilet seat on his website?

 

[Womanwithnoname]

Is he selling the toilet seat on his website?

Not from what I have seen… just sculptures of creatures from Chernobyl

 

[TheManWithNoName]

Not from what I have seen… just sculptures of creatures from Chernobyl

Branched out from nucleated pearls to nuclear pleosaurs

 

[TheManWithNoName]

My theory is that they have their own shop. It's possible that they live outside the UK, in the country where Gemporia is relatively unknown.

They're already expensive enough though - so paying import tax would surely make them even more ridiculously overpriced?