I literally can't watch the mouthy bat anymore. She has an actual voice that gets on my actual nerves, literally. Whilst it is always an actual pleasure to have a resident beauty expert literally tell me that make-up should be applied to my actual face, in my own actual home, literally, I nevertheless feel that I would have actually realised before too long that face powder should be applied to my actual face, literally, rather than to my elbows where I, in my non beauty expert way, was continuing to literally apply it. I feel so stupid now, literally. It's also enlightening to know that I literally can't buy any of the products sold on the actual beauty shows anywhere else whatsoever, and if I could, they would cost me literally hundreds of actual pounds. Also reassuring, literally, to know that she has an actual aversion to cosmetic surgery and is literally not afraid to tell actual models off on air for daring to have actual procedures, literally. Obviously, I have missed the actual shows where she has literally told Lulu and Tova in no uncertain terms what she literally thinks of their surgeon's actual work. Literally. Another point in her actual favour is that I seem to matter very much literally to her in her day to day actual life. I know this because she tells me, literally, that everything she is wearing on her actual face is for me, literally. I am deeply moved by her literal concern. For you.
