Christ on a bike! Imagine if they really told the truth! This ring looks fab doesn't it? But hey, don't let looks deceive you...the VT's got it blown up 20x, The one we've got on the table here....Oh, where's it gone, it's that ****** small!
The dress looks great on Lianna - From the front, the back's tied up with elastic bands, bulldog clips, whatever we can get our hands on basically 'cause it's so baggy and shapeless
....and these egg poachers, they look exactly like the ones you can get in Poundland, and that's because they are, if I were you I save me money and buy them there, in fact I'd save me money full stop and not buy 'em at all 'cause quite frankly, they're not worth a quid to be honest!
It must be hard to bullshit about such crap products, but I reckon some of the presenter enjoy the challenge, they're probably given a special prize for the best BS of the day - an egg poacher"