Perfect analogy! or I could see a woman of a certain age wearing it to a C&W gig, complete, of course with chickin' in a basket, looks like any grease or ketchup stains would wipe off dead easy!
They were saying how they'd seen this sort of jacket in Topshop, Warehouse etc, what they didn't say was when....and of course they could have meant in 1980! I'm not saying they don't have glitzy jackets in those shops nowadays, but I doubt if they'd be such a baggy and shapeless style!
Actually saw "shopping channel woman" in my shop today, she was about 65, and she was wearing a heavily embellished bright pink jean jacket, with a even more heavily embellished, sequined turquoise t-shirt underneath, cropped trousers with a little motif on the bottom of the leg, and she was carrying a pale pink Kipling back complete with fluffy monkey, and what looked like a plethora of Kirk's Folly jewellery....I would have like to have said that she looked bright, and great...but I'm afraid to say she looked completely ridiculous!