No need to set the alarm here, I could just wait till the seagull that is nesting on my next door neighbour's roof wakes me up every day at 4 am making a horrendous noise for hours. Although putting on moisturizer is not in my mind - heading outside with a blunderbuss is!
We live miles and miles from the sea but have a nest close by. The noise, as you say, is horrendous. My next door neighbour feeds them - and she has two Yorkies running around in the garden! I don't think she's seen the bad press recently (or thinks because she's "nice" to them they won't attack). I'm terrified of them as they swoop down over my head when I'm hanging washing out (then pulling it back in to re-wash because the bloody awful things have sh*t all over it :mysmilie_51.