Rest assured, there will be internet on board Julius ! they even have a room dedicated to it - for those of us (like me) who refuse to travel with all singing /dancing ipads and smart phones.
At least 'awful' Cunard don't really cater for kids, or mountaineering walls, and is why I always travel with them. Cant say I've seen many Diane Gilman jeans, although I admit to seeing once an Artscape T shirt, and a woman wearing Kim & co print trousers.
You may find it a trial though, as the cruisers are an older age group (they can afford the higher cruise price), so be prepared for the walking aids, scooters, crutches and walking sticks !!!! :mysmilie_14: (I'm really not joking)