Charlotte Church

[barbedwire]

Cavey, might be an idea to rehearse 'Drip, Drip, Drop Little April Showers' 'What's New, Pussyflaps?' 'Hold Me Close, Don't let Wee Go', 'Billie Jean, That's Not My River', 'Love Grows Where My Rosy Wee Flows'.

I heartily concur, dear Claudipuss. I am working on these as a medley - my Ocarina is at full pelt as we speak.

While we're on the topic of Welsh chanteuse Ms Church, how about a beautiful heart rending version of 'Pee Jesu'? The song that brought the warble voiced, rufty tufty purveyor of classical music murdering to our attention...a heartfelt tribute.

 

[iclaudipuss]

Quite so, Cavey, me dear. Might I also suggest that you put your tuneful ocarina to work on the following songettes?
You're The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Wee; Knowing Wee, Knowing You; How Do You Do What You Do To Wee?; Do Not Forsake Wee, Oh My Darling; Everybody Squirts; and for the Betty down below colourant, Don't Turn Around, You Just might See Me Dye.
I really think that this time we're onto something...

 

[susie59]

Oh dear - every so often a thread comes along that has me laughing so hard I can't breathe and has my family wondering if now wouldn't be a good time to have me put down. This is the funniest one I have read for a long time - long may you all continue!!:mysmilie_507:

 

[iclaudipuss]

We'll probably need to appear during each presentation of the TSV, so just to be on the safe side, let's rehearse the following:
It's A Long Way To Tip A Wee Wee; Wee've Only Just Begun; One Dye At a Time;
It's My Party And I'll Wee If I Want To; Bohemian Flaps For Wee; Ain't No Mountain Dry Enough; What Are You Dying The Rest Of Your Life? Don't It Make My Brown Thighs Blue; Save The Last Rinse For Me; Live And Let Dye; Bridge Over Widdled Waters; The Spy Who Loved Wee...

 

[iclaudipuss]

Moonlight becomes you, it goes with your hair,
But you might want to use a Betty dye...down there,
Cos you're grey now, but used to be quite fair...


Altogether now...

 

[klarionthewitchboy]

Have you come up with a name for your group?

May I suggest the Tenor Ladies? :smirk:

 

[barbedwire]

Moonlight becomes you, it goes with your hair,
But you might want to use a Betty dye...down there,
Cos you're grey now, but used to be quite fair...


Altogether now...

I am loving our songbook progression, dear heart. Burt Bacarach eat your chuffing heart out.

My Girl's (Mad At Wee)... I'm Every Wee-man.

All do-able, though my Ocarina is at top chock capacity and cracking under the strain. I may have to pinch your banjolele, my lovely.

I think a lovely medley of 'songs from the shows' would go down well.

The Phantom of the Opeera, Cat's Wee, Wee Side Story, Wee and My Girl, Les P***erables...

 

[klarionthewitchboy]

And you can round off with an uplifting rendition of "Wee'll Meet Again"

 

[iclaudipuss]

Pi*sing in the Back Row of the Movies on a Saturday Night With You
If I said you Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Wee?
And Then He Pi*sed Me
'Rain'drops Keep Falling On My Bed
We Don't Dye Out Loud
Don't Let The Sun Catch You Dying
June Is Bursting Out All Over
You're Getting To Be A Habit With Wee
Don't stop Till You Get A Gush

 

[iclaudipuss]

You Don't Have To Say You Love Wee
Loose Wee In The Sky With Diamonds
One Day I'll Dye My Grey
But Moist Of All, You're My Best Friend
Lay All your Love On Wee
I'm In The Widdle Of A Chain Reaction

 

[madaunty]

And you can round off with an uplifting rendition of "Wee'll Meet Again"

.............and perhaps for the encore, a special rendition of Shania Twain's anthem for girls nights out everywhere, "Man I Wee Like a Woman.....

 

[Loveinamist]

.............and perhaps for the encore, a special rendition of Shania Twain's anthem for girls nights out everywhere, "Man I Wee Like a Woman.....

Or:
I beg your pardon, I never promised you a lady garden
Along with the sunshine, there's gotta be a little wee sometimes.............

 

[klarionthewitchboy]

And a rousing rendition of "Don't it make my brown eye blue"

 

[iclaudipuss]

My Eyes Adored Loos
I Talk To The Wees But They Don't Listen To Me
What kind Of Pool Am I?
Gypsies, Tramps And Wees
The Wee We Were
I Could Have Rinsed All Night
I Only Have Dyes For You
I Left My Heart In San Franpisco
It Only Happens When I Rinse With You
I Dripped, I Stumbled And Fell
The Pool On The Hill
Sweet Dreams Are Made Of P*ss
Have I Told You Lately That I Love loos?
Soggy Seems To Be The Hardest Word
It's My Pussy And I'll Dye If I Want To
Ain't It Runny How Time Drips Away?
I'd Like To Wet You On A Slow Boat To China

 

[madaunty]

And a rousing rendition of "Don't it make my brown eye blue"

it took a while ......but eventually.......:mysmilie_507:

 

[Loveinamist]

it took a while ......but eventually.......:mysmilie_507:

I'm not there yet, it's been a long week! I can be slow with these things :angel:

 

[klarionthewitchboy]

I'm not there yet, it's been a long week! I can be slow with these things :angel:

It could be worse: It could be Dolly Parton's "Here You Come Again" :drunk:

Don't forget:

"Pissin' On the Dock of the Bay"

"Wet Dreams (Are Made of These)"

"Another One Wets the Crutch"

"The Joshua Wee"

"Wet Outside Alone"

"Wee Is All Around Me"

 

[iclaudipuss]

During our next rehearsal I think we should concentrate on preparing for the Beauty Tools TSV or, as I like to call it, the epilator sale. Hence, we should perhaps incorporate our own inimitable interpretations of the following classics:

I still Haven't Found What I'm Plucking For
How Long Has This Been Growing On?
Make It Tweezy On Yourself
And Your Beard Can Sing
The Stubble With Girls
The Way You Pluck Tonight
I Was Shorn under A Wandering Star
Hair There And Everywhere
Why Don't You Pluck My Way?
Try To Tweeze It My Way
The Way You Pluck Tonight
Whiskers In The Jar-O
I've Been Plucking For You So Long
Please Tweeze Me
Why Have You Left The One You Plucked Me For?
Don't Tweeze Me This Way
I'm Plucking Over A Four leaf Clover

 

[iclaudipuss]

The Furry Thought Of You...

 

[Ryan]

Is on QVC, Monday @ 4pm.

Can't decide if it's a good move for her or not. I like her but it just seems a bit desperate to me.

If thoses people were selllingalbums they wouldn't be flogging them on Shopping television
Needs must I suppose but I think it's a desperate measure.Still ..shes good to look at.