Charlotte Church

[RICKY S]

Is on QVC, Monday @ 4pm.

Can't decide if it's a good move for her or not. I like her but it just seems a bit desperate to me.

 

[Loveinamist]

Is on QVC, Monday @ 4pm.

Can't decide if it's a good move for her or not. I like her but it just seems a bit desperate to me.

Let's hope she keeps her foul mouth in check or she will give Joan Rivers a run for her money!

 

[Dippy One]

I know its Craig Rowe & Anne Dawson on the 4pm show and Pipa Gordon doing the second show at 9pm as she was asking for questions from her FB friends to ask Charlotte.

 

[LE lover]

They all seem to be at it We've had John Barrowman,Elaine Paige, Jason Donovan and now Charlotte Church.
Half of me thinks it i does stink of desperation and the other half thinks it's no different to them doing the rounds on endless chat shows furiously plugging their CD.
Whilst on the subject who the bloomin hell are the Harmonies who are meant to be on soon?

 

[iclaudipuss]

They all seem to be at it We've had John Barrowman,Elaine Paige, Jason Donovan and now Charlotte Church.
Half of me thinks it i does stink of desperation and the other half thinks it's no different to them doing the rounds on endless chat shows furiously plugging their CD.
Whilst on the subject who the bloomin hell are the Harmonies who are meant to be on soon?

It's just ridiculous, LE Lover, and it means that my visit to promote my eagerly anticipated quadruple album has had to be postponed until after they've had Showaddywaddy on promoting their Greatest Hits album, and, I believe, the Krankies with their double disc, Russian Classics You Have Loved. Don't they know who I am?

 

[barbedwire]

It's just ridiculous, LE Lover, and it means that my visit to promote my eagerly anticipated quadruple album has had to be postponed until after they've had Showaddywaddy on promoting their Greatest Hits album, and, I believe, the Krankies with their double disc, Russian Classics You Have Loved. Don't they know who I am?

They would be fools to pass up this golden opportunity to have you on:nod: . I was approached when they found out I was recording with Adge Cutler and The Wurzles, but they lost interest when I told them we wouldn't be singing 'I've Got A Brand New Combination Liz Earle Skin Repair'

And don't forget Jeanette Krankie will more than likely be live on air covered in Elasticizer...you might not want to follow that, chick:wink:

 

[iclaudipuss]

They would be fools to pass up this golden opportunity to have you on:nod: . I was approached when they found out I was recording with Adge Cutler and The Wurzles, but they lost interest when I told them we wouldn't be singing 'I've Got A Brand New Combination Liz Earle Skin Repair'

And don't forget Jeanette Krankie will more than likely be live on air covered in Elasticizer...you might not want to follow that, chick:wink:

No indeed, Cavey, it would be difficult to compete with such actual glamour in the actual flesh, literally. Rumour has it that the latest celebrity using your actual Elemis on the actual face area, literally, is Osama actual Bin Laden, literally, and I certainly don't want to be in the studio with him since the actual word is that he can get a bit testy, literally.

 

[LE lover]

Iclaudipuss having read your extensive tracklist they'd be mad not to have you on.I'd pay good money to see your performance.You and Cavegirl would be the most entertaining guests they'd ever had on.

 

[barbedwire]

No indeed, Cavey, it would be difficult to compete with such actual glamour in the actual flesh, literally. Rumour has it that the latest celebrity using your actual Elemis on the actual face area, literally, is Osama actual Bin Laden, literally, and I certainly don't want to be in the studio with him since the actual word is that he can get a bit testy, literally.

Well. I'm literally actually speechless. Osama you say? Crikey Moses. Next you'll be telling me that the literal actual bar steward that was Saddam used nothing but Decleor on his literal actual throat and décolletage.

Hey though - you know what? Thee and me could team up Claudipuss and Cave, a Foster and Allen style duo but with extra kick ass accordions.

*runs off to arrange a cover of 'Little White Bull' for us*

 

[iclaudipuss]

Well. I'm literally actually speechless. Osama you say? Crikey Moses. Next you'll be telling me that the literal actual bar steward that was Saddam used nothing but Decleor on his literal actual throat and décolletage.

Hey though - you know what? Thee and me could team up Claudipuss and Cave, a Foster and Allen style duo but with extra kick ass accordions.

*runs off to arrange a cover of 'Little White Bull' for us*

You're on! I foresee great things for us, and I'm tuning up me triangle as we speak.

 

[klarionthewitchboy]

You're on! I foresee great things for us, and I'm tuning up me triangle as we speak.

Is that what you call it?

I hope you warmed your hands first and washed them properly afterwards... :wonder:

 

[Loveinamist]

Is that what you call it?

I hope you warmed your hands first and washed them properly afterwards... :wonder:

Lowering the tone K, tut tut tut.

 

[madaunty]

You're on! I foresee great things for us, and I'm tuning up me triangle as we speak


Originally Posted by klarionthewitchboy
Is that what you call it?

I hope you warmed your hands first and washed them properly afterwards...

Lowering the tone K, tut tut tut.

Yep - but he lowers it so beautifully :mysmilie_14:

 

[iclaudipuss]

Now then, now then, Klarion. I'd already warmed me hands and washed them after dealing with me banjolele, doncha know?

 

[RICKY S]

They all seem to be at it We've had John Barrowman,Elaine Paige, Jason Donovan and now Charlotte Church.
Half of me thinks it i does stink of desperation and the other half thinks it's no different to them doing the rounds on endless chat shows furiously plugging their CD.
Whilst on the subject who the bloomin hell are the Harmonies who are meant to be on soon?

They're a new group. all are members of the WI.
Probably a free jar of strawberry jam if you buy the CD

 

[iclaudipuss]

Cavey, I've just given me glockenspiel a wipe down with a damp cloth, I know that Klarion would want things to be properly lubricated for our big day. I've been thinking that we could maybe do the jingles for those mildly embarrassing items, taboo health aids and the like, so when they have a pelvic exerciser as a TSV (on the off chance that the usual epilator is out of stock) we could burst into a chorus of 'Stuck In The Widdle With You', and perhaps for the Betty down below dyes, we could be 'Down In The Pube Station At Midnight'. Just a thought...
I have to say that I'm very excited about this new chapter of fame opening up, (cue Klarion), and haven't felt this enthused since my tremendous success winning Masterchef with that inspired recipe of Oven Chips with a Lemsip Jus.

 

[barbedwire]

Cavey, I've just given me glockenspiel a wipe down with a damp cloth, I know that Klarion would want things to be properly lubricated for our big day. I've been thinking that we could maybe do the jingles for those mildly embarrassing items, taboo health aids and the like, so when they have a pelvic exerciser as a TSV (on the off chance that the usual epilator is out of stock) we could burst into a chorus of 'Stuck In The Widdle With You', and perhaps for the Betty down below dyes, we could be 'Down In The Pube Station At Midnight'. Just a thought...
I have to say that I'm very excited about this new chapter of fame opening up, (cue Klarion), and haven't felt this enthused since my tremendous success winning Masterchef with that inspired recipe of Oven Chips with a Lemsip Jus.

Oh! Claudipuss. I haz done a little girl wee with excitement at your ideas (which haz propelled me into buying the pelvic exerciser - so all to the good).

I am rushing to the Yamaha as we speak to 'put down da toon and ting' and must say I share your enthusiasm for this thrilling and hitherto unexplored new chapter in our lives.

Can I also suggest we add Simply Red's 'Fanny's Too Tight To Mention' and Souisxie and The Banshee's 'Hong Kong LadyGarden' to our rapidly burgeoning repertoire?

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!:happy:

 

[iclaudipuss]

Excellent work, Cavey! And you can bet after our pelvic exerciser success we'll be in demand big time at QVC Towers. Should they repeat the TSV for the said exerciser, I suggest we singalonga to the tune of 'Trying To Keep The Customer Satisfied' or possibly, 'In The Wee Small Hours Of The Morning'.

 

[Loveinamist]

Whilst on the subject who the bloomin hell are the Harmonies who are meant to be on soon?

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Aunt Voula: [to Ian's parents] Now, you are family. Okay. All my life, I had a lump at the back of my neck, right here. Always, a lump. Then I started menopause and the lump got bigger from the "hormonees." It started to grow. So I go to the doctor, and he did the bio... the b... the... the bios... the... b... the "bobopsy." Inside the lump he found teeth and a spinal cord. Yes. Inside the lump was my twin.




Sorry couldn't resist, from My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

 

[iclaudipuss]

Cavey, might be an idea to rehearse 'Drip, Drip, Drop Little April Showers' 'What's New, Pussyflaps?' 'Hold Me Close, Don't let Wee Go', 'Billie Jean, That's Not My River', 'Love Grows Where My Rosy Wee Flows'.