Brace yourselves for the Jill Franks and Ali Keenan show - 3 hour diamonique finale

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maymorganlondon

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I don't think I can face that - they will be requiring oxygen by the end of the first hour - they both talk so fast without drawing breath! I'm exhausted before they've even started...
 
Jill and Alison are not a good combination. They both talk non stop, hardly coming up for air and I find that a bit annoying. On a positive note - Alison goes look good tonight, marriage is agreeing with her.
 
Well, according to that bastion (yes, I did say "bastion") of good taste meCharlie Brooks, she looks wonderful. Or so he told her the other evening. Taxi for Mr Brooks, please......

Whilst Jill looks .................................. (words fail me)
 
This could be a duel of the dinosaurs and unmissable viewing. Who will give way first on the talk front? Or will they speak in stereo?
 
We could do a tick chart of who has the most pieces in their personal collections and a second chart for "suites" :devil: Can I bear 3 hours of Porchester Square? :mysmilie_468:
 
I just happened to switch over when this was on and couldn't believe the presenter combo! They were both going ten to the dozen and I wondered which of them would get to the finishing post first! I only watched for a moment but it did my head in! I'm relieved to find out that others feel the same.
 
We could do a tick chart of who has the most pieces in their personal collections and a second chart for "suites" :devil: Can I bear 3 hours of Porchester Square? :mysmilie_468:



Oh! It was last night? I missed it, what a shame! :wink: :mysmilie_50::mysmilie_17: :mysmilie_378:
 
Oh. This was probably why Ali K was making so many fawning remarks about Ms Franks the other evening on some cosmetic programme. She actually said that Jill used whatever it was (some wrinkle covering product) - and then threw in "not that Jill has any wrinkles. She has perfect skin." Really? Take a closer look Ali K.
 
I will say, although Ali K does talk at the speed of sound, she finishes her sentences, and they make sense. Jill goes from incoherence to breathless machinegun delivery to smirking innuendo to the camera as if sharing an in-joke with us. They were talking over each other whenenever I quickly channel-hopped (although the lure of the trainwreck on IW - Pope Peter worshipping at the Thomas Kinkade altar - barf-o-rama drew me as well). I don't imagine anyone would be any the wiser about the "pieces" which they could add to their "suite" or "wardrobe". It's much better when they put Ali K on with either Dale or Charlie.

Despite saying I'd rather watch Jill than Julia - at present I am finding Jill pretty unbearable any time I tune in. She's been doing the innuendo stuff far too much... when is there ever an appropriate time to do that? Hook her up with Peter Simon for their very own innuendo channel - tat sold with a nod and a wink.
 
One thing I did notice in the show ... at the sit around the table pretend afternoon tea promo how much more Jill suits a fringe than her present untidy hair look ..she looks much younger with a fringe and her skin looked much more dewy I don`t know if its the tan but lately her skin looks very shadowy and lack lustre ..I say she goes back to what she was using before and bring the fringe back
Well they enjoyed it anyway as it was a giggle fest every time I clicked onto it!!
 
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