Biagi turned into Bournvita

[Deleted member 21838]

If the Hotel Chocolaaa woman with two dresses had her way it seems. Caught some of their recent chocolate liaison on the Velvetiser pre-recorded (too steamy for live) session last night. Her rather funny Simple Simon gag went down like diarrhoea in a suit of armour - has he got a sense of humour? He chose to ignore that witty aside as she stared at him, captivated with dilating pupils as if she was witnessing the living embodiment of The Thinker by Rodin. Watching every sultry stir of his golden spoon in his £99.95 heated mixing bowl. Then she mentioned two lips and it was time to reach for the sick bucket. I am sure if she could have melted him down into liquid chocolaate and sucked him through a straw, then she would have done.

As for Biagi..do people like him on CVQ? I have to admit I preferred him as the TV-am weather man, or was that Commander Polpott, and Biagi was GMTV’s one? Regardless, he was only on for two minutes on those shows. I struggle with any more of him.

 

[boffy]

His style of presenting is cheesy and may I add juvenile. He cant sell me anything. Hes been on a lot lately. Far too much!

 

[donna255]

I doubt they would keep him for so many years if he didn't sell stuff.

Ah, but you know QVC, everything just sells itself.

 

[loveallthingsitalian]

He was watchable enough when he did one of those house makeover/buying/selling houses shows but then he wasn’t trying to sell tat to the viewers.

 

[maymorganlondon]

One of our former members aptly called him Simon Dairylea... I think his shouting is horrendous. I instantly mute, change channels or switch off.

 

[ERICS MUM]

He and Chloe tie as my least-liked presenters. Purely for their presentation styles. Their facial expressions, the faux incredulous look when they think something is too cheap. I could go on and on but you get my drift.

 

[candycane]

Nothing on QVC is too cheap! Simon Biagi is falser than a fake **** on a blow up doll.

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