On the plus side, QVCs offerings will come ( no pun intended) with batteries included !
Ready to go out of the box!
Ideal World had a scratchy lace lingerie hour a few years ago (shudder) and SHOP! had an adult hour with ('nother shudder and sicky burp) Glen Campbell! Proving some things cannot be unseen!
Jude xx
Alison's JIZZ LIFT - makes you look younger than the 18 year old it CAME from
Ew.....YUKKKKK! I think I'll stick with nivea creme!
Slightly off topic but I saw an ad in a women's mag like take a break for an spare electric toothbrush head that had a smooth round button instead of bristles and that it fits the leading brand of lecky toothbrush, then you use it to stimulate yer fandango! I tell you what, I was shocked...shocked I tell you!
I've just found a very full description on Wikipedia. I think I'll stick with omelettes.
Ew.....YUKKKKK! I think I'll stick with nivea creme!
Slightly off topic but I saw an ad in a women's mag like take a break for an spare electric toothbrush head that had a smooth round button instead of bristles and that it fits the leading brand of lecky toothbrush, then you use it to stimulate yer fandango! I tell you what, I was shocked...shocked I tell you!
There was talk on the web about porn actresses having such good skin. Seems a face cream with Sp**k was to be launched, so Alison Young could do that.
Yes, this cream contains your actual sp**k which literally will give you that glow.:wink:
Is Ann Summers seriously coming to QVC, or is this all a wind-up?
Oh God, no, just NO! I work for Ann Summers, but NO, just NO.
Mind I could always be their guest presenter, I have been with AS for 6 years and know what I am talking about...*gigglesnort*
Ali Young screaches at the start of the hour - "And let me introduce our guest presenter Chrissi who has had over six years experience of working with this brand. She's actually used these products, literally day and night, throughout those six years and would never be without them. Chrissi, tell us what makes these such can't live without, top of the range, must have, desert island products."