Ann Summers coming to QVC

[ERICS MUM]

30 day money back guarantee on vibrators, crotchless pants and love eggs...QVC you will spoil us...

At the age of 55 I am so ashamed to ask what a love egg is ?

 

[Pickles]

Stockpile for xmas presents. Keep one in the present draw.
Use it in the greenhouse/garden/caravan/cave/guest bathroom.

 

[TrixieWoo]

"Get one for you, one for your friends, one for the neighbour who's never heard of them but would love one". Start stocking up that Christmas present draw now folks! :clapping::cheeky:

 

[ERICS MUM]

Imagine - In the Sex Shop with Julia

Might I be so bold as to ask if you are one of our "more colourful" regular posters or a bona fide newbie ?

 

[Dame Fondacox]

Bonafide newbie.

Imagine the T-callers - "Is it safe to put my rabbit through the dishwasher?"

 

[minim]

At the age of 55 I am so ashamed to ask what a love egg is ?

I'm older that you & I know
Google is your friend

 

[Breeze]

Bet RJ will be at the front of the queue....save him bothering with DIY.

 

[Mam]

At the age of 55 I am so ashamed to ask what a love egg is ?

I'm 57 ERICS MUM and I'm clueless too. Also, I didn't know that Ann Summers sold rabbits or why anyone would want to put one in the dishwasher!! Surely the washing machine would be more efficient in cleaning cuddly toys?: confused:

 

[lilylurknomore]

Can you imagine Sharon modelling the ......... wait for it........... wet-look zip up PVC lovesuit and sequin tassles and gimp mask?! Gulp! Not that I know AS have something like that in their range of course!! :sweat:

 

[ERICS MUM]

At the age of 55 I am so ashamed to ask what a love egg is ?

I've just found a very full description on Wikipedia. I think I'll stick with omelettes.

 

[DarJos]

I've got that scene from Phoenix Nights stuck in my head now where the barmaid tries the love eggs out!!!

 

[amn]

Maybe they'll bring out a range of diamoneek vajazzles.

 

[Brissles]

Brace yourself for the TSV - the mind goes into overdrive as to what THAT will be !!!! choice of colours, no polyester, but bags of elastene !!!!!!

 

[silversequin]

Surely they are going to have to have their own range as Anne Summers is on the dreaded high street. They can call it C****s Essentials for the love eggs........

 

[Dame Fondacox]

Maybe they'll bring out a range of diamoneek vajazzles.

Tova has already produced a replica of the one Ernie gave her when they renewed their wedding vows.

 

[donna255]

There was talk on the web about porn actresses having such good skin. Seems a face cream with Sp**k was to be launched, so Alison Young could do that.

Yes, this cream contains your actual sp**k which literally will give you that glow.:wink:

 

[HoodedClaw]

Bet RJ will be at the front of the queue....save him bothering with DIY.

Or his own bits uke:

 

[HoodedClaw]

Is this serious?

Ann Summers on QVC?!?

What will it be: his'n'hers dildo sets on the Morning Show; Anne Dawson getting to grips with a 13" Black Mamba, and Charlie Brooks waxing lyrical about the stitching on peephole bras and crotchless panties? :taphead:

I wonder how the 30 day MBG works on this! :blush:

 

[Frazzled]

Well, I'll be buying, think I've found the answer to take my mind off the pain when using the EmJoi! :mysmilie_500:

 

[Jabbathehut]

On the plus side, QVCs offerings will come ( no pun intended) with batteries included !


Ready to go out of the box!