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The Bluetooth device is ready to pair. Did I detect a Japanese/Chinese accent?

Wonder if you'll see Pedro and Bet/Bert there? 😜😜🤣🤣

We usually go to Cadogan Hall every Christmas, but decided to go to the Royal Albert Hall this year.

That's a bit unkind to the horse. 🤣🤣🤣

Aren't those blankets divine, with the added bonus of the Dubai air freshener and a hot water bottle. It's a good job Pedro isn't presenting, his favourite things, he would be stiff with excitement. 🤣😜🤮

Here comes the Christmas Eve story..Bye bye everybody.

Exactly, when I'm cooking on the hob, I open a window, same with the tumble drier, even though it has a condenser. It's hardly rocket science.

I don't know about anyone else, but when I have a shower, I open a window and put the extractor fan on. I have no need for those hideous charcoal bags.

Take a torch to a party to brighten it up. Can it get any more naff?

£12.29 on Amazon for the batteries, not £70 Mike

Finally, with two weeks to go, Christmas decorations, and they seem to have made a bit more effort with the studio trees.

You mean she didn't buy all her gifts from the stunning array of goods on offer from Ideal World?

Has he soiled himself yet? 😜🤣🤮💩

You don't think he could be fibbing do you?

A chiropractor for poor circulation? I think the vibration plate is for "personal" use. 😜

I thought he didn't sleep well because he keeps needing to pee pee😁😁

Corns, bunions, poor circulation, restless legs. Its a miracle that he manages to survive. Poor old Pedro. Time to pension him off.

Probably a ventriloquists dummy dressed as a school boy.

Has he varnished his toenails as well?

Get yer shoes and socks off you fanny.